Howdy there! My name is audaciousAcolyte, but you can call me Audacious or AA.
I keep forgetting this blog exists, so when I do update it (IF I update it), there will be long stretches of time where absolutely nothing happens.
What I will do:
X readers
Poly ships
NSFW (on the rare occasion. Under a blue moon. Twice in a century. . . I don’t have any experience in NSFW lol)
SFW
Yandere/Obsessive
Mood boards
Playlists
Tarot readings
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What I won’t do:
Heavy gore (with certain exceptions.)
Hardcore angst (Also with exceptions, but I’m less inclined to write about it)
Piss/poop/fart kink (personally, it squiks me out, but I’m not going to kinkshame. . . More like kink inquire why)
SH or Su!c!d3 related stuff
Anything romantic involving children/pedofillic fantasy fics
Incest, pseudo or otherwise
Forced feminization kink (again, not kink shaming- it just squiks me out)
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OC requests. . . But don’t count on it
Character x Character. Depends on the ship and fandom
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Kink-shaming
Homophobia
Transphobia
N*zis
Generally hateful words and actions
Ped0phillia
Racism
Fandoms:
Sonic the Hedgehog (MOST variants. I know absolutely nothing about ARCHIE Sonic, and I do NOT want to learn)
Homestuck (including Beyond Canon)
Cookie run Kingdom
Transformers (most?? Variants)
Lego Monkie Kid
Cult of the Lamb
The Amazing Digital Circus
Hazbin Hotel
Pressure (Roblox)
Current hyperfixation: none currently
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(X reader and Character x character requests):
Please specify what you would like to see in as much detail as possible, and remember to limit your characters to 2 or 3. In certain cases, I might be inclined to write 4 characters, but not always.
(Self-ship requests):
Tell me about your selfship! What your s/i is like, what your relationship is to your f/o, and what your dynamic with one another is! I love hearing others gush about their favorite characters, and I’d love for you to gush to me about all the juicy details <3
(Mood boards):
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(Playlists):
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(Tarot reading):
Describe the relationship between the two characters in your ship. How do they differ from one another? How are they alike? How do they act when they’re together versus when they’re apart?
OC requests MUST be specified. Be warned though: OC x canon character requests will rarely be taken. I like hearing about your OCs, but I’m primarily an X Reader blog.
Request: Can you do a Yandere Shadow Milk Cookie story. Where he’s a Platonic Yandere for Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie. Since he created them, he’s this Yandere Platonic Father for them. Yet they were surrounded by him for most of their lies (pun intended), they think that’s how parents behave.
Except because of his influence, they adopted his behavior. So when Pure Vanilla Cookie enters the picture, and Shadow Milk Cookie becomes Yandere for him as well. They think it’s normal love, so they don’t mind having another father.
Candy Apple Cookie is the most supportive of this. Helping Shadow Milk Cookie with his wedding for him or having a father-daughter bonding stalking day.
Black Sapphire helps with spreading lies and false information to keep potential competition for Shadow Milk. He could even make letters and messages sent to Pure Vanilla, forged to be written with the hand writing of his friends to make him lose trust on them, or something.
Candy Apple and Black Sapphire are Platonic Yanderes for Pure Vanilla. They aren’t aware that Shadow Milk is a Platonic Yandere for them. Shadow Milk is Yandere for Pure Vanilla, with Romance.
Also for a bit of extra, could you do a head-canon for how Black Sapphire, Candy Apple, Shadow Milk, and Pure Vanilla would PLATONICALLY CUDDLE. Like if it was all four of them, Candy Apple & Shadow Milk, Black Sapphire & Shadow Milk, Pure Vanilla & Shadow Milk, Candy Apple & Black Sapphire, Candy Apple & Pure Vanilla, Black Sapphire & Pure Vanilla, and ect.
You don’t have to do this if you want. Just asking, although if you do. Please take your time and don’t pressure yourself.
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Ashite, Ashite, Aishite!
(Romantic) Yandere! Shadow Milk Cookie x Pure Vanilla cookie, (Familial) Yandere! Shadow milk cookie & Candy apple cookie + Black Sapphire Cookie.
// AA: “waow Candy apple cookie, how come you get to have TWO loving parents??” - Pavlova “child of divorce” cookie, probably. \\
TW: manipulation, child abuse, child neglect (implied),Stalking, generally poor parenting, love bombing, extreme violence (implied)
Shadow Milk Cookie POV:
The very instant that his first creation opened its eyes for the first time, Shadow Milk Cookie knew he was a goner.
He thinks that he could hardly be blamed for it, in his humble opinion, when this oh so itty bitty bundle of cookie dough stared up, up, up at him with nothing but awe in it’s gaze. The two black sapphires that the beast had embedded in it’s dough gleamed brightly- so brightly that Shadow Milk Cookie had half a mind to wonder if he’d accidentally stuck stars in his creation’s face instead!
The little thing he’d made out of boredom shakily tried to rise to its feet, swaying this way and that as it struggled to hold itself upright. For a moment, the beast feared that it might just collapse flat on its face, but in the end the babydough golem managed to right itself. “Well, well, well! Brava, puny creature! T’would seem you’re the strongest of the batch!” He remembers saying to his creation once he was sure it wouldn’t topple over. Shockingly enough, this was true- out of all twelve children golems that the beast of deceit had baked, this funny little thing was the only one that didn’t immediately crumble once he’d taken it out of the oven!
“What to do with you now, I wonder. . .? Shall I send you tend to my libraries? Or should I have you run amok with my marionettes? Oh! I know! I should have you star in one of my plays!” He had crooned, gleefully snatching the newly baked cookie GOLEM up in one massive hand. It squeaked in surprise as he had done so, not too unlike one of those little dolls that the beast had once seen his people’s the children from the Milk Tribe’s cities carting around, but it was loud enough pained enough to give the fallen virtue pause.
Bringing his child THE GOLEM up to his eye level, Shadow Milk Cookie peered curiously at the comically shocked expression his creation bore on its face as it squirmed pitifully in his grasp. It looked. . .vaguely alarmed for a moment when Shadow Milk Cookie tightened his hold to gently squeeze it, but it relaxed just as quickly when he adjusted his hand to simply hold it in his palm. Drawing it closer, Shadow Milk Cookie hummed, “Was that too sudden for you? Just a little too tight? Hmm. . . You’re a sensitive little thing, aren’t you?”
His creation just blinked at him, still too small and bright and new to fully understand the cold whisper of hissing lies that Shadow Milk Cookie fancied speaking in all that time ago. Instead, it just smiled at him and reached out with its little hands towards him, cooing and babbling like a child.
. . .
Oh.
. . .All at once, Shadow Milk Cookie suddenly understands why The Witches and The Baker so love to bring all those puny cookies into this world.
⟡ -`♡´- ⟡
“Faaaatheerr!” Caterwauled his darling daughter as he pressed his cheek against hers in a fierce snuggle, “Father, stop! You’re going to mess up my icing!!” Candy Apple Cookie complained, fruitlessly pushing at her father’s face with her small hands. Shadow Milk Cookie snickered mischievously in reply, a smirk stretching across his lips in delight. “Chin up, Sweetness! I’m finally home now after being trapped in that rotten old tree for centuries- didn’t you miss me as much as I missed you?” The beast crooned, pressing himself against his daughter a little harder. “Don’t tell me that you actually preferred it when your old man was crumbling away in that lightless prison, did you? And you and your brother were left all alone for oh so long?” He purred poisonously, intentionally scraping his claws against Candy Apple Cookie’s dough. As expected, the girl froze solid, all her fight draining away in an instant. “No! No, no, no, not at all!” His daughter wailed, big glossy tears welling up in her eyes. “I missed you a lot! Lots, and lots, and lots!! I promise I did, Father!” She sniffled pitifully, finally giving into Shadow Milk Cookie’s affections.
Chuckling meanly, Shadow Milk Cookie pulled his daughter into a proper hug, petting her hair to soothe her. It struck him then that, compared to Black Sapphire Cookie, his poor Candy Apple Cookie was quite the crybaby! “Oh. . .I know you did, sweetness! And I wouldn’t have gotten out without your help!” A lie, of course, but his daughter didn’t seem to notice- Especially not when she was so busy sobbing her little heart out the way she was.
“Oh, so what am I? Chopped liver?” His son pouted from a little ways away, his lips twisted into a rather adorable little scowl. “I mean, it’s not like I was the one running all over Earthbread, spreading rumors so that the light of deceit could grow strong enough to free father from that damned tree!” He huffed, drumming his fingers over his staff in agitation. Shadow Milk Cookie clicked his tongue, glancing over at Black Sapphire Cookie. “Language, boy- you’d do well to mind it around your little sister!” The beast tutted, wagging a finger at his eldest, who flinched and shrank away.
Oh. . .hmm.
Shadow Milk Cookie wasn’t sure how he felt about THAT sort of reaction.
His boy ducked his head, eyes darting to his shuffling feet as he took a breath. “. . .My apologies, Father, It won’t happen again.” Black Sapphire Cookie murmured, uncomfortably clearing his throat as his father leered at him in confusion. “. . .See that it doesn’t.” The beast replied, squinting at his son, looking for some sort of clear reason as to why his boy was acting the way he was.
When he didn’t find what he was looking for, Shadow Milk Cookie huffed in annoyance. Pulling his daughter up and onto his hip, Shadow Milk Cookie snapped his fingers. “Now, I don’t know about you two, but I do believe that a momentous occasion like THIS deserves a little celebration, doesn’t it? We could have a grand old feast to commemorate my freedom! Oooh- why don’t I put together a little something something in my theater?! What else could beat a good dinner and an even better show?!!” He chirped, his tower twisting the space around him and his children to comply with his wishes.
“In fact, I have a VERY special surprise for you two now that I’m free- oh, yes, I do!” The jester sang, setting his daughter into a plush velvet pillow seat nearest to the stage. Skipping away and ignoring the way Candy Apple Cookie sniffled and whined, reaching out for him, Shadow Milk Cookie cackled with glee as the space warped around him again, pulling him into the darkness of his new domain on the dark side of the moon. “A very, very, very special surprise. . .” He continued, “A new addition to our happy family!” He nearly sang, pulling the visage of his other half before him to show to his children.
Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie both shot each other a look.
“A new. . .? Father, you can’t be serious.” Black Sapphire Cookie groused, his brow slanting down into a hard line. “Him? Of the cookies in this world?? Why?” His son cried, gesturing vaguely at the sight of Pure Vanilla, who was sound asleep and curled up in his bed. “Whaddya mean?? Why wouldn’t it be him? Who else could I choose but him?” Shadow Milk Cookie refuted, only (slightly) offended.
Candy Apple Cookie, still sniffling a little, wiped at her eyes. “Isn’t that the cookie I tricked in order to free you, Father? Why are you watching him?” His daughter asked, squinting at the sleeping cookie. She stared at Pure Vanilla Cookie’s face for a moment, trying her best to work out just what in the world her capricious father could want from this sorry lump of dough before glancing back at her father with a deadpan sneer. “Are you going to make him a puppet or something??” Shadow Milk Cookie sputtered. “WHAT?! NO!! No, No, No, Sweetness- He’s going to be your new papa!”
Once more, Black Sapphire Cookie and Candy Apple Cookie glanced at each other, both children supremely bewildered (and a little disgusted) by their father’s taste in men.
Shadow Milk Cookie’s expression curdled like sour milk. “He’s not THAT bad.” The jester huffed, crossing his arms over his chest when both his children grimaced. “What??? He isn’t!!!” He screeched. “My silly Vanilly is just. . .a little misguided, that’s all! This whole wicked world has filled his head with lies! Lies about me, about the soul jam, and even about himself!! He just needs some time to see the truth of things, that’s all!” The beast of deceit rambled, trying to defend his obsession lover to his children. “If you say so, Father.” Black Sapphire Cookie murmured, wisely keeping the rest of his opinions to himself. “I do say so!” Sniped Shadow Milk Cookie’s, forever eager to have the last word in any argument.
“Well. . .if he’s REALLY going to be my papa, then I guess he can’t be ALL bad.” Candy Apple Cookie reluctantly acquiesced. With a hum, she jumped to her feet to scamper up to the viewport that held the visage of her papa and squinted at the sleeping cookie intensely. “Hmm. . .mhmm, mhmm, mhmm. . .he’s got the chops of a real liar, deep down, I can tell!” She declared after a moment, nodding. “If you’re really serious about him, Father, then you should snatch him up as fast as you can!” Shadow Milk Cookie sputtered again as the little cookie spun on her heel, nodding once more. “Do you think he likes apples? Maybe we could lure him to the spire with a shiny red candied apple! Or maybe I could trick him into telling a lie? A nasty lie- the greatest lie in the whole world! Kyahahaha- That’ll get him, nobody can resist a lie THAT grand!” She rambled, cackling. “You’re going too fast- He’s never going to fall for it if you jump him out of the blue like that!” Black sapphire cookie refuted, cutting into his sister’s plotting.
Relieved, Shadow Milk Cookie opened his mouth to begin explaining to his daughter that no, she cannot court her Papa for her Father, that’s ridiculous! He’s more than capable of wooing his other half HIMSELF, thank you very much, but he does appreciate her enthusiasm- but then his son promptly cuts him off.
“Father needs to be way more subtle when courting this cookie. It would be much more romantic if he spread lies about him slowly, letting the embers of doubt fan themselves into distrust!” The radio host pointed out, stroking his chin in thought. “Perhaps I could write a letter or two to his closest friends? The written word can be taken at face value more often than not, and it would be SUPREMELY easy to forge a few letters from him. . .” He mused with a smirk. Shadow Milk Cookie gaped at his son, bewildered, then quickly jumped in before Candy Apple Cookie could even finish stomping her foot in indignation. “OR!! We could all take a step back here and let me, the MASTER OF DECEIT, handle this?” He rushed out, gesturing at himself. “While I certainly appreciate you two coming around so quickly, I’ve got this handled!! I was just announcing my engagement to you two before I brought your Papa home.” He drawled, snapping his fingers once more. In the blink of an eye, the sleeping form of Pure Vanilla Cookie vanished from view, shadows swallowing him up and dragging him into the Spire of Deceit.
“Oh.” Both of his children chorused, blinking owlishly at their father as the viewport (and the entrance to the Darkside of the moon) closed behind him. “Yeah. Oh.” Snickered Shadow Milk Cookie, shaking his head affectionately. “Now with THAT out of the way. . .I believe I promised you two dinner and a show?” The jester crooned, grinning widely when both of his children immediately scrambled for their preferred theater seats.
Oh, he just couldn’t WAIT until his other half was able to join them all like this- Shadow Milk Cookie could already picture it now!
Pure Vanilla Cookie, sitting with his children in the wings while he performed, his eyes wide with wonder at the beast’s masterpieces. Ooooh- what a sight that would be! Even if he had to wait for a while until his precious silly Vanilly settled into the spire again and stopped trying to escape, he didn’t mind. He had all the time in the world to wait for his love! He would come around eventually, Shadow Milk Cookie knew he would. ‘Ascended’ or not, Pure Vanilla Cookie was the second cookie of deceit, and nobody understood Shadow Milk Cookie’s virtue quite like he did.
hihi!! had been curious about how would the main skeletons react if their brother (while still trapped in the underground) took a human child home, argumenting that they couldn't just let them get killed
Undertale Sans - Oh great! There were not enough things going on in his life, let's just add "high treason to the crown" to the list :D Sans is not very happy about the situation, but that's just a kid, and he made a promise, and of course, it would be easier to just snap their neck and it's done, but things are never easy, and he's not a murderer. Sans is overwhelmed, but it's not like he can't change his brother's mind about this so guess they have a kid now.
Undertale Papyrus - Well. If that kid befriended Sans in an hour, they must really be nice. Or very super ultra distressed and traumatized in ways that felt so familiar to Sans, he COULDN'T let them outside, he realizes after like 5 minutes with them. Homeless, no parents, hurt, alone, yep. Papyrus can sense that the kid has gone through similar things they have. Sans has a bigger heart than he would ever agree with, and he probably didn't think this, but Papyrus can deal with that. Besides, now that they smiled at him innocently and looked at him with admiration in their eyes, sending them to Undyne doesn't seem like a good idea anymore. Guess they have a kid now.
Underswap Sans - Blue immediately disagrees, and things get tense really fast between the brothers. It should be no surprise that Honey got attached the second they met them and brought them home to prevent them from getting killed by Toriel, but if Honey is really close to Asgore, Blue is really close to Toriel, and he can't just lie to her! Besides, humans are dangerous! Blue gives his brother an ultimatum to give them the kid. Honey smiles, grabs the child, and shortcuts away. Good luck with that. He's an outlaw now.
Underswap Papyrus - Well, the only way it would happen is that Blue seriously injured the child during their fight and he felt extremely bad the second he realized it's not one of the humans Toriel warned them about, but just a very small kid that he tried to murder with cold blood. Things would get tense anyway, as Honey will immediately call out his brother on this, and try to protect the child with his life when Blue will eventually says they have to take it to Toriel now.
Underfell Sans - WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! Red is freaking out. The hell does Edge mean by "he couldn't fight them"? They're so dead! Both of them! Asgore will know, and then he will get mad, and then he will kill them! Why now? He doesn't understand. Edge pissed him off for weeks to enter the guard, and he said no, and now that his position is making them all vulnerable, he's pulling this thing on him? Hell no! He's not dealing with this (too late), he's not dealing with them (too late, he got attached) and he is certainly not staying there when things will explode (except he will)!
Underfell Papyrus - Edge just sighs loudly. Does his brother think he's an idiot? Red sort of panicked after the kid decided he was their safe person, except, uh, he couldn't lie to his brother. So he came up with a very good idea! He disguised them as monsters and painted their face all green. Except Red is far from an artist, and it actually looks terrible. Red is stubborn, though, and will insist they are a monster kid that got lost, even though it's really obvious it's not the case. Edge knows he should do his duty, but the way that kid is looking at him with hopeful eyes is triggering him. Maybe Red is right. Maybe they can hide them... Just for a few days. Or weeks. Or months. Or years.
Horrortale Sans - Well, sadly, Underground, Oak has a lot less remorse than he has now. Ok, that kid somehow tricked his brother to spare them, but, uh, he never signed for this. Besides, what's the point of keeping them down here? They're going to starve in like two weeks or so and then die, and then they won't be able to do anything with the body as it will be too damaged. No, killing them is an act of mercy, and even if his brother will be mad in the moment, Oak knows he will understand eventually.
Horrortale Papyrus - Willow is sort of in shock??? Oak never spared even one human since the beginning of that circus show, and all of a sudden, this one can stay? Willow is confused, but, well, also relieved. He is tired of hurting humans, and, maybe this one will survive? It's just a sweet dream, as he knows that if Snowdin doesn't kill them, Undyne will, but it's nice to pretend for a little bit that he is still Papyrus and that he can still be nice to someone, for as short as it will last.
Swapfell Sans - Well, he would only know by catching sight of his brother walking around, not a care in the world, with the human child he's been hunting down for days next to him. The brothers exchange a very long stare that tells each other all they need to know. Rus will protect the kid, no matter what, and if he gets in the way, they will fight. Nox lets them go, knowing he will regret it. But... He can't fight his brother. He knows that if they fight, it's not going to be screaming insults at each other like they always do. They will have to fight for real, and it will end badly for one of them.
Swapfell Papyrus - To say Rus is in shock is still not enough. Nox didn't know what to do. He couldn't kill the child, but he couldn't take them with him either, or the Queen would have known. So... They brought them to Rus, as his brother, even if they don't get along, is probably the best chance that kid has to survive down here. Nox just tells Rus he won't be able to protect them if they see them again, and to keep them hidden until the Queen gets bored. Then, they will find a solution. Rus isn't sure he trusts his brother, he stopped doing that a long time ago, but that kid doesn't have to pay for their broken relationship, so he will do his part.
Fellswap Gold Sans - Well, this is bad. He is honestly not surprised Coffee somehow befriended a human on his way to the grocery store despite only getting outside once a month, but bringing it home? Now what? Wine should kill it now, to sell the soul against a very high price, but he can't just kill them in front of his brother, who is very aware of what Wine wants to do, and sort of took the kid in his room so they can watch them at all times. Well. It seems Wine will have to observe for now, waiting for an opening to do what has to be done. He is sure he will find a way to get that soul without hurting his brother more than necessary. He's smart. It will be fine.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Coffee has a very bad feeling about this. Even though Wine lies to his face saying he brought them because he couldn't kill them, Coffee knows that's because he's probably looking for a way to sell them for a good amount of money. But Coffee is not like that, and there's no way he's letting that happen. So he does something he didn't do for years! He escaped with the kid, and goes to hide in the forest. Wine will be very mad, but, well, at least the kid is safe for a little longer.
aaand here are the stream sketches!!! a couple things were drawn earlier in the day on the same canvas and not actually live but i wanted to include them anyway :3
i just read the bendystraw show and IT WAS SO GOOD OMG i really love it and they were so so so cute 😭😭 so i drew some sketches for them before ill stop posting cuz of my exams ughhh but i will draw them a lot later hehe
