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My roommate just now: I'm gonna put on pants because I feel weird killing a spider without pants on

I'm outside for less than an hour with bug spray on and long pants I have no less than 30 bug bites on my legs and feet. God dammit

Does anyone else really miss flip phones just for the ability to snap them shut dramatically after a phone call?

So I have three more days of being a teenager. What teenagerish things do I still need to do?

"Is someone having sex?" "That's a vacuum..."

I broke rule 1 to make rule 7" "That sounds like the beginning of a dirty joke

us. in a nutshell

Whenever I hear machinery start to make funny noises, my first thought is always "please don't blow up"

you liked your own post. you asshole

too-much-teveit as she laughs at me

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