#mosquitos

[palossssssand]

comic done for a project assignment a few years back!

[lilybug-02]

do you know what bug this is? its real funky looking with its fluffy antennae and weird protrusion on its face and i feel like if anyone were to know its bug facts blog

Love that I’m the bug fact blog now lol. And Oh my! The bug you caught is a Male Mosquito! 🦟

Male mosquitos thankfully do not carry disease and do not drink blood like their female counterparts do. They drink nectar and have fluffier, longer antennae to find mates. They also have longer palps near their mouth that function as a sensory system, allowing the insect to detect chemical cues related to taste and smell.

But where there is a male there is often a female. He probably thought you were a great candidate for finding a girl lmao. Mosquitos can go into a frenzy when they detect CO2 from animals.

Neat find tho!

[im-deathly-scared-of-zombies]

how did they manage to get me in basically the same spot on both sides?!?

[pixel-mess]

something that kinda ticks me off in the bug community is when people act like a bug has to be a useful part of the ecosystem to deserve to exist. Like for example whenever mosquitos get hated (like where people are like we should kill mosquitos entirely) people's responses are always "well mosquitos are actually polinators and do..." like. yeah i get that but just bc they are helpful isnt what gives intrinsic value! its really annoying to me, because the response to posts like that (the hating of bugs) shouldnt be "oh but its helpful!" it should be "damn. thats honestly a really weird thing to say, and the fact that you think we should eradicate an entire species (weather or not its "annoying" or "scary") off the face of the planet is a huge red flag to me, an annoying/scary individual."

like thats actually horrible of you to say.

[welele]

Lo que necesitábamos, un sello para poder golpear a otros fingiendo que matas a un mosquito.

[mosquito-fucker]

Fuck mosquitoes man.

Seriously, fuck em. Have you legitimately tried to fuck a mosquito before? Me neither, but over the past few days I've been collecting a jar full of them. Every time I find one, I cover it in steroids and let them grow.

My hypothesis is that mosquitoes will give the best sex to ever exist. So then, why is no-one rushing to the equator to get the best sex they'll ever have? Because nobody's tried to fuck a mosquito.

Think about it: if they go for you nipples, they're gonna be the biggest mommy milkers known to man; if you let them suck your dick dry, the lump left over will expand like a balloon; you can even goon to the noise they produce, hypnotised by the white noise.

So I say again, fuck mosquitoes. Because when my experiment is proven successful in the coming days, guess who's gonna monopolise on mosquito hookers when the world goes to shit?

Me.

[floridaboiler]