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C H A R L I D

“just because i am a childs phone dosen’t mean i am a child”

“so charlid dosen’t work”

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Charlie you're the best, 1000000/10 man, would give many pats, if I was allowed to

"...alright”

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Hey, Charlie, what would you do if you were to find out that someone has a genuine crush on you?

“well it’s simple really! i’d adorb them into my body soul and all so we can be together forever i grow 1 foot taller they get to be with me and be nothing but flesh on my body their mind wouldn’t even be there anymore they’d be dead and not even go to heven or hell! just the void basicly the void of my unholy body thanks to the powers godred gave to me! a year ago!”

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Never thought I'd say this, but... ITS OKAY CHARLIE BBY ITS ALRIGHT DON'T CRY

“…i hope they are still alive… it’s been years since i’ve seen the angels”

“god they wouldn’t like to see what i’ve become” 

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I'M HERE WITH ANOTHER SHOE STORE'S WORTH OF SHOES TO KEEP YOU FROM TORMENTING ANY OTHER BAPIES

“you can keep your soul for now these shoes will be very nice”

“but i will torment more phones and you can’t stop me” 

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Charlie I have known you for like an hour and I've just bought an entire shoe store for you to devour.

‘well just ship the shoes here i would go out but i am not aloud!”

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This is... mildly horrifying

“buddy you decided to follow this blog you knew it wouldn’t be sunshine and rainbows”

“your fault for seeing the filth this blog serves” 

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ANON NO STOP THIS STOP HURTING THE CURSED BAPY

(charlie dosen’t need to remember his detective agancy... that shut down 10 years ago)

(he dosen’t even remember the year he turned into a phone but it was with in the 5 year range)