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Meme Wars Greek Gods

Hicks: Hephaestus

Julia: Aphrodite

Alan: Zeus

Porter A: Phobus

Jolly: Hades

Taylor A: Hestia

Bean: Ares

Sarah: Hypnos

Myers: Eros

Klauk: Iris

Mitch: Hera

Caroline: Nike

Maya: Athena

Thomas: Ossa

Luke: Apollo

Porter K: Persephone

Paris: Poseidon 

Glenn: Deimos

Dylan: Hera

Josh: Aigaios

Stephen: Hermes

Jared: Dramaeus

Ben:  Momus

Detlow: Dionysus

Trevor: Demeter

Louie: Cerberus 

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

Taylor Klauk Probably

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OUTRAGE™

Klauk: I’m tired

Hicks (Emerging from shadows): I got some stuff that can help with that….

Klauk: What?

Hicks: Imagine caffeine on crystal meth on cocaine…

Klauk: Give me it.

(5 minutes later)

Klauk: IM TIRED, I’M WIDE AWAKE, AND I CAN’T SEE!!!

Hicks (Whispering): Outrage™

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50 Shades Of Meme Wars

Klauk and the meme chat talking about porn and 50 Shades Of Grey

Dylan: 50 SHADES OF GREY IS WRONG AND IS ACTUAL ABUSE AND ILL FIGHT ANYONE WHO DOESNT BELIEVE ME

Trumu: can we change the subject, please?

Porter A: *quietly screaming the entire time*

Sarah: Caroline come and get this 50 shades of gay

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Ranks In Meme Wars

Hicks: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Trumu: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Bean: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Trevor: Junior Chancellor Negative Second Class

Sarah: Head Of Defense

Meier: Pyers Mark

Jolly: Head Of Rides

Mitch: Head Punching Bag (with love)

Porter A: Fletcher Ambassador

Julia: Head Of Narcissism

Taylor A: Head Of Fore

Caroline: Head Of Falling Asleep Literally Anywhere

Thomas: Head Of Memer Of The Month

Klauk: Head Of Prom

Trevor (again): Ear Of Corn

Hicks (again): Head Of Tumblr

Dylan: Head Of Wordplay With Her Name

Alec: Head Of Money

Luke L: Head Of Music

Myers: Chief Cutie

Maya: Beat

Louie: The Man.

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Prom

Caroline (pure mom): Let's not drink. Let’s be good children of god.

Alec (rich dad): Hey, guys, let’s buy thousands of limos. It's nothin’; I got money.

Klauk (drunk aunt): Let’s plan everything matriculasly and then get wasted so nothing goes to plan!!!!!!!!!

Alan (slutty teen): Let’s go out and get me laid!!!

Hicks (chaperone): “Leave room for Jesus!”

Sarah (has her own agenda): I bet that I can make Caroline gay for a night.

Thomas (at home): I can’t wait to meme the prom pictures!

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I got my nails done the color of the college I got into. Because I’m just that extra.

Taylor Klauk (2018)

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Sees Pretty Boy

Klauk: *grabs Hicks’ arm*

Klauk: HELP ME, I’M MOIST!