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Elegance

What do you think about my pic?    

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All my friends are dead. Dildo to the head

Taylor Alley and Caroline Donnelly in unison

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Meme Wars Greek Gods

Hicks: Hephaestus

Julia: Aphrodite

Alan: Zeus

Porter A: Phobus

Jolly: Hades

Taylor A: Hestia

Bean: Ares

Sarah: Hypnos

Myers: Eros

Klauk: Iris

Mitch: Hera

Caroline: Nike

Maya: Athena

Thomas: Ossa

Luke: Apollo

Porter K: Persephone

Paris: Poseidon 

Glenn: Deimos

Dylan: Hera

Josh: Aigaios

Stephen: Hermes

Jared: Dramaeus

Ben:  Momus

Detlow: Dionysus

Trevor: Demeter

Louie: Cerberus 

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The Coffee Pot Is Found Broken At Hicks’ House

Hicks: So, who broke it? I’m not mad, I just want to know.

Taylor A: I did, I broke it-

Hicks: No. No, you didn’t. Bean?

Bean: Don’t look at me. Look at Thomas.

Thomas: What? I didn’t break it.

Bean: Hmm. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?

Thomas: Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.

Bean: Suspicious.

Thomas: No, it’s not!

Jolly: If it matters...probably not... Porter A was the last one to use it.

Porter A: Liar! I don’t even drink that crap.

Jolly: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Porter A: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Jolly!

Taylor A: Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Hicks.

Hicks: No. Who broke it?

Dylan: Hicks, Caroline has been awfully quiet...

Caroline: Really?!

Dylan: Yeah, really!

Cut to Hicks in the room, the rest of them fighting in the background

Hicks: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Meme Wars: The New Gods

Hicks: The God Of Third Wheeling

Bean: The God Of Transferring Pesos

Julia: The Goddess Of Narcissism

Alan: The God Of Fuckbois

Taylor A: The Goddess Of Frizzy Hair

Mitch: The God Of Being Memed

Trumu: The God Of Slenderman

Jolly: The God Of Rides

Porter A: The God Of Fletcher

Sarah: The Goddess Of Concussions

Detlow: The God Of Getting High

Trevor: The God Of Corn

Luke: The God Of Music

Caroline: The Goddess Of Panic

Meier: The God Of Pyers Mark

Thomas: The God Of North Korea

Dil: The God Of The Dong

Glenn: The God Of Nazis

Leo: The God Of Stallions

Peter: The God Of Men

Myers: The God Of Cuties

Louie: The God Of Gods

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Bless You

Sarah: So, Thomas sneezed earlier, and I accidentally said, “Shut the fuck up,” instead of, ‘bless you.’

Taylor A: How do you accidentally say, “shut the fuck up?”

Sarah: *shrugs* Force of habit.

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Ranks In Meme Wars

Hicks: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Trumu: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Bean: Suppreme Co Chancellor

Trevor: Junior Chancellor Negative Second Class

Sarah: Head Of Defense

Meier: Pyers Mark

Jolly: Head Of Rides

Mitch: Head Punching Bag (with love)

Porter A: Fletcher Ambassador

Julia: Head Of Narcissism

Taylor A: Head Of Fore

Caroline: Head Of Falling Asleep Literally Anywhere

Thomas: Head Of Memer Of The Month

Klauk: Head Of Prom

Trevor (again): Ear Of Corn

Hicks (again): Head Of Tumblr

Dylan: Head Of Wordplay With Her Name

Alec: Head Of Money

Luke L: Head Of Music

Myers: Chief Cutie

Maya: Beat

Louie: The Man.