Hicks' Space

This is where I post about my friends and stuff

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Savannah

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“Peter Parker walked as black Spider-Man, so miles morales could run”

-Nicholas Hicks (2020)

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Meanwhile....

Maya: Babe, come to the camera!

Hicks: Babe, we’re not on FaceTime.

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Dance Lessons

Alec: Berger, you know how to dance, right? I need a teacher.

Berger: Of course I do!

Alec: Great! There is a fancy fundraising gala coming up that my family is making me go to and-

Berger: Oh you mean like waltzing and ballroom dancing? I can’t do that. You’ll have to go to Maya.

Alec: Okay.... What did you think I meant?

Berger: *shrugs*

Berger: Pole dancing.

Alec: Okay, I don’t know if I’m more shocked that you can pole dance or insulted that you thought for a single second that I can’t pole dance.

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During A Fight

Bean: You got a problem, fat ass?

Hicks: Yeah, it’s four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

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Healthcare Is Optional

Hicks: *has 2nd asthma attack of the day*

Maya: You realize that you have insurance now and can go to a doctor, right?

Hicks: You realize that I still can’t afford to go to the doctor, right?

Maya: Yesterday, after you stepped in a puddle, you took off your shoes and socks, and you told me that you’d just buy new ones.

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Bernie Sanders’ knickers are permanently in a twist

Nicholas Hicks (2019)

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Pain

Berger: *lets out a loud, incoherent scream*

Maya: *looks at Berger confused*

Berger: Don’t ask me if I’m okay. I’m totally fine.

Maya: I wasn’t even thinking about asking that; you’re never okay. I was just confused how such a loud scream was pushed out of such a skinny body.

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Minutes Before His Room Became A Crime Scene

Murder: Any last words?

Hicks: Thanks

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What’s love? Is it on Blu-ray

Probably Alec

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Meanwhile...

Hicks: Hey, babe, I was looking at a picture from earlier, and I was wondering, is there a hole in your shoe?

Maya: Nice try.

Hicks: Damn it...

Maya: I know how you think.

Hicks: I was trying to fabricate a meanwhile... tumblr post.

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Nightmares

Hicks: Give a spider a fly, and you feed it for a day...

Maya: Teach a spider to fly, and you’ve created my worst nightmare.

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Alec’s Wrath

Hicks and Maya: * behave like they’re in a relationship*

Alec: NOT ON MY GOOD CHRISTAIN MINECRAFT SERVER!!!!!

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Meanwhile....

Hicks: Well, Demiter-

Maya: No. it’s not.

Hicks: What?

Maya: It’s not De-miter, it’s De-meter.

Hicks: We are in America! It’s not De-meter! It’s De-yard!

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It’s supposed to be erotic! You’re supposed to have a foot fetish!

Alex (bean) Munoz

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If you think I’m speaking coherently, you’re wrong.

Alec Granger (2018)

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If you’re trying to have a philosophical debate, this is going to be painful for the both of us.

Alec Granger (2018)