Oct 17, 2024
Mottle: What time is it?
Klernt: I dunno. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.
Klernt: [BLASTS the saxophone as loud as goblinly possible]
Granny: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING???
Klernt: It’s 2am.
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Mottle: What time is it?
Klernt: I dunno. Pass me that saxophone and I’ll find out.
Klernt: [BLASTS the saxophone as loud as goblinly possible]
Granny: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING???
Klernt: It’s 2am.
Posting some old fanart drawings of an online D&D campaign I've binge-watched. I love these little green hooligans.
Klernt: There’s no I in “team” but there is one in “pizza.”
Mottle:
Mottle: So you’re not gonna share?
Klernt: I’m not gonna share.
Layton: You're telling me Peekel knew exactly what we needed to beat Kaasma Khara this entire time and you didn't tell anyone?!?!
Klernt: What? She says insane shit all the time! How was I supposed to know this one was true?!
Peekel: Bank accounts ees a scam invented by the shadow government~!
Klernt: SEE?!?!
Peekel, pointing into the distance: Look!
Kobold: [stands ominously atop a cliff, looming over the goblins]
Klernt: Drop 'em!
Mottle: [fires an arrow, instantly killing it]
Several More Kobolds: [begin to pop up behind the corpse of their deceased companion]
Skagzag: Shit.
Even More Kobolds: [rise into view atop the cliff, their numbers nearly a thousand strong...]
Mottle: Fuck, that's like ten!