#klitz fluff

[r1ddlessy]

guilty savings with Klitz

a/n: the next thing i write will be longer i swear

"bunny?"

"mhm!"

"what's this?" Klitz's eyebrow raised inquisitively as he pointed to the "saving for the dress" jar filled with a few bills but mostly coins.

"i'm saving up for a dress I thought was really cute!" you explained. "i use the leftover change from my lattes..." you elaborated proudly but Klitz's expression was anything but happy.

"hold on a second. you've been paying for things yourself?" he asked incredulously and you nodded slowly.

"bunny, why would you do that?" his warm hands splayed across the backs of your thighs and pulled you closer to him. you shrugged and wrapped your arms around his neck.

"i don't want to spend your money..." you mumbled softly and avoided looking in his eyes. one hand gently adjusted your chin so you were facing him once more and the other drummed lightly on your thigh calmingly.

"speak up, bun." he encouraged, firmly but kindly.

"i don't like spending your money because it makes me feel really guilty, and like i'm just draining you without providing anything in exchange!" suddenly, the dam in your mind holding your nasty thoughts back broke and the sniffles you'd held back were released. klitz's brows furrowed and he pulled you even closer so you were nuzzling into his chest.

"why would you think that, bun-bun? i want you to buy yourself nice things, and you provide me with so much just by existing." his voice was gentle and kind, but with a firmness that conveyed the sincerity behind his words. "you're the best present anyone could ask for, all i want to do is repay you!" you giggled softly at his silly words. he smiled at the sound. "there's my pretty girl. why don't we go out together and i'll make sure you buy yourself something nice, hm?"

you nodded happily at the idea.

"i'll get you your pretty dress, bunny and anything else your pretty heart desires." he squeezed your thigh gently. "but don't worry about any prices or anything, that's for me to handle."

[r1ddlessy]

groupon love with Klitz

"happy birthday, honey bunny!" your yawn melted into a smile as you stretched and sat up, eyes squinting to adjust to the sight of Klitz sitting on the bed smiling at you.

"thank you, pumpkin." you pulled him into a tight hug and he kissed your cheek. "let me freshen up and i can make breakfast for us!" you started to pull the covers back and slip out of bed but Klitz's hand on your arm stopped you.

"it's your birthday bun, i've made breakfast already." he stood up and you watched him go out with a giddy smile. you sat up against the headboard as Klitz returned with a tray with bowls of fruit and a plate piled high with pancakes.

"pumpkin, you didn't have to!" Klitz shook his head.

"it's your birthday bunny, you deserve breakfast in bed." you giggled and patted a space in front of you for Klitz to sit and enjoy the breakfast he prepared for you. you fed each other strawberries in between kisses and savoured the sweet taste of maple-syrup coated lips. "don't worry, this isn't your only present." he teased before popping a grape into his mouth. you shoved his shoulder lightly.

"you know i don't only care about presents!" you huffed and Klitz laughed.

"i know, sweet bun. that's why i got you something a little different this year..." you perked up and looked at him curiously.

"really? what is it?" Klitz pulled a small packet of papers held together with a ring bind out of his pocket. you took it into your hands intrigued, and as you flicked through it the smile on your face grew. "coupon for a free kiss? coupon for a hug?" you read them out loud with a delighted giggle. Klitz blushed but the look in your eyes showed how grateful you felt for his thoughtful gift.

"do you like it bunny?" he asked shyly.

"i love it, pumpkin!" you exclaimed and Klitz smiled widely. "i think i wanna cash in a few coupons already, though..." he raised an eyebrow while you flicked through until you found the one you wanted and ripped it out gently. "excuse me sir, i believe i'm entitled to a free kiss according to this." you waved the coupon in his face and he laughed, pulling you into a soft kiss.

"is that satisfactory, ma'am?" he teased and you contemplated.

"i think it was worth paying for."

"any other coupons you'd like to cash in?" he rubbed your cheek with his thumb, gently wiping away the smidge of whipped cream on the corner of your mouth.

"i think i'll cash in the romantic bath tonight." you kissed his nose.

"that can be arranged. there's one for a shopping trip on me, outside of your usual allowance..." he murmured as he held you close.

"is there one for a whole-day date? like we get breakfast, lunch and dinner together? and we like go to the movies or something!" you rambled excitedly then nuzzled into his neck sheepishly. "sorry, it's totally fine if there's not." you mumbled squished into his shoulder. Klitz shushed you gently and stroked your hair.

"let's add that one, bunny. is that something you'd like?" he spoke softly and you nodded.

"happy birthday, bunny." he kissed the top of your head. "i'm so lucky to celebrate another year with you."

"i'm so lucky you're the person i get to celebrate with, pumpkin."

[r1ddlessy]

sick day with klitz

"pumpkin? do you know where we keep the aspirin?" the thickness in your voice and the sniffing that came after alarmed klitz as you shuffled into his office. he surveyed your appearance from head-to-toe, taking in the sheen on your face and the way you shivered as you pulled the blanket tighter around you.

"c'mere, honey bunny." you teetered over to him and he stood up, helping you steady yourself. his cool hand pressed against your searing forehead and you exhaled happily. klitz frowned. "you're boiling, bun." he mumbled to himself and you nodded miserably. he pressed a kiss to your forehead to be sure and pulled away with the same concerned expression.

"what's the diagnosis, doc?" you asked, intending to be humourous but your weak voice only worried klitz more. he gently shushed you.

"i think you have a nasty cold, bunny let's get you to bed alright?" he took you by the hand and guided you to the bedroom where he helped you into bed. once he'd tucked the covers up to your chin and placed klitzy the second next to you, he pressed another kiss to your forehead. "i'll be in my office if you need anything, so just call me alright? try and get some rest, bun my son will be supervising you." he gestured to klitzy the second and you giggled softly before yawning. klitz blew you a kiss before gently shutting the door and leaving you to rest. a few hours of fever-induced sleep passed before klitzy knocked gently on the door then slipped inside, holding a bowl of hot soup. you opened your eyes, blearily adjusting to the new light flooding the room.

"did you make me soup, pumpkin?" you smiled as you stretched your arms and sat up in bed. klitz nodded and walked over to you, sitting at the edge of the bed.

"open up, bunny." he fussed over you as he gently fed you spoonful after spoonful of hot comforting soup, until he was satisfied you'd been fed enough. he kissed your forehead and pulled away with a small smile. "you've cooled down a bit, bun. are you feeling better?" you nodded sleepily. "take another nap, honey bunny. i'll come check on you in a bit."

"wait, pumpkin!" you called out softly and he turned in the doorway.

"can you not work here?" you asked sheepishly. "i think having my doctor nearby would ensure a speedy recovery." klitz chuckled and nodded.

"i'll bring my laptop, bun." you grinned as you held klitzy the second close and waited patiently for klitz's return. always an honest man, he padded into the bedroom with his laptop tucked under his arm. you closed your eyes as the sound of his breathing and the clicks of his keyboard lulled you back to sleep. before you were fully asleep you heard him whisper.

"goodnight honey bunny."

[r1ddlessy]

two bunnies with klitz

"i'll be back before you know it pumpkin, it's just a glamping weekend!" klitz's frown remained on his face.

"alright, i suppose so..." he grumbled slightly and you giggled at how grumpy he was being, due to his clinginess. you kissed his frown away and gave him one last hug before you bounced out the bedroom, dragging your pink suitcase behind you. klitz listened carefully to the sound of the wheels rolling down the hall and the door opening and closing before he felt it was safe. once he was sure the coast was clear, he pulled out the stuffed teddy of a pink bunny in his bedside drawer.

"i already miss her, mini-bunny." he sighed dramatically and played with the plushie's soft ears. "i know she's going to be happy, that's like her version of heaven! but i'm not gonna have her next to me at night and in the mornings. and you don't come with a voice setting!" he huffed and lightly flicked the plastic nose then felt bad. "she wouldn't like it if i took it out on you..." he murmured ashamed. in his own ramblings, klitz had failed to notice the clicking of your heels on the floor and the door opening.

"pumpkin, i left my-" your words were cut off by klitz's shocked expression and the sight of his hand shoving something under the pillow. "what's under the pillow, klitzy?" you asked confused and klitz's face turned a pretty shade of pink.

"n-nothing!" he stuttered and you raised an eyebrow.

"pumpkin, i know you go red when you're lying and your face is like the colour of my suitcase." you answered plainly. klitz nodded and accepted defeat, pulling the stuffed bunny out sheepishly. you gasped in surprise. "you got a teddy bear?" you squealed happily and klitz nodded with a shy smile.

"got a bunny to keep me company while you're not here..." he mumbled but you heard him perfectly and felt tears flood your eyes.

"hey, hey don't cry baby..." klitz wrapped his arms around you and you sniffled into his shoulder.

"i always talk to klitzy the second when you're not here..." you admitted into his t-shirt and he chuckled, as you felt the vibrations against your cheek. "i tell him i miss you and he watches me do my makeup like you do!" you smiled a bit at the memories of klitzy the second. "i was coming in here to pick him up, i didn't wanna leave without him." klitz nodded and pointed to where he was resting on the pillow.

"i never move him from his spot, bun." he smiled and you giggled, picking klitzy the second up and holding him to your chest.

"he's almost as cute as you." you teased. "can't beat the real thing though..."

"you can't. but my real bunny's hopping away for the weekend, so i guess i gotta make do with her doppelganger."

"you're a dork, klitzy! but you're my dork."

[r1ddlessy]

pretty boy with klitz

a/n: idk why i capitalised Brad Pitt and not klitz either

"you're so handsome, pumpkin." you poked his cheek lightly as you admired him. klitz scrunched his nose and shook his head lightly.

"i think you're the pretty one in this relationship, honey bun." he replied nonchalantly. you immediately frowned.

"what are you talking about?" you demanded upset. klitz raised an eyebrow.

"c'mon bunny, you know I'm not exactly Brad Pitt." he scoffed and you lightly smacked his shoulder.

"i don't want Brad Pitt, i want my pumpkin who loves me for who i am."

klitz's cheeks reddened.

"you wouldn't rather have Brad Pitt?" he teased and you shook your head.

"Brad Pitt doesn't have your soft hair, or your cute smile." klitz chuckled shyly and chewed lightly on his cheek. "he doesn't have your pretty eyes either." klitz closed his eyes and you leaned over to kiss each eyelid lightly. "or your cute little nose." klitz scrunched it in amusement as you kissed it. "or your soft hands." you took his hands and squeezed them.

"i love you, honey bunny." he said softly and you smiled as you looked into his eyes.

"i love you more pumpkin...even if you're not Brad Pitt."

[r1ddlessy]

matching outfits with klitz

warnings: spoiled reader

"pumpkin, i had an idea!" you practically bounced into klitz's study, bouncing with excitement. klitz smiled warmly up at you.

"what is it, bun?"

"we should match our outfits!" you suggested grinning. klitz's expression didn't match yours in the slightest.

"bunny, i love you very much and i think you dress incredibly but absolutely not." as if on cue, your lashline flooded with unshed tears and your lower lip wobbled.

"why not?" you whispered. klitz immediately rushed up to hug you close.

"oh don't cry, bunny let's go buy an outfit right now ok?" he murmured sweetly and you nodded sniffing.

thirty minutes later and klitz and you returned home with a bag full of pink shirts and jumpers. klitz could only be persuaded to go as far as buying a pair of lighter wash jeans and you accepted you'd have to wear a denim skirt to match him. as soon as you were home you rushed into the bedroom, returning to the entrance with a sheepish smile on your face as you held up a pink t-shirt and light wash jeans. klitz could only roll his eyes.

"so this was a set-up?" he stated accusingly. you gasped in shock.

"absolutely not! it was just a backup plan, and you made me cry so i thought you'd want to make it up to me." klitz chuckled in disbelief and took the clothes from you.

"you're going to be the death of me, bunny. how about i compromise and i wear the pink tie you got me to business meetings,hm?" he suggested. "just so everyone knows i belong to my honey bunny." you nodded happily.

"i'm yours, pumpkin."

[r1ddlessy]

anniversary gifts with klitz

a/n:this is dedicated to my lovely nonny 🤑<3

warnings:excessive amount of pulp fiction references

"i know you're not a fan of flashy stuff, but i think you deserve to be spoiled too pumpkin..." you smiled sheepishly as you passed klitz the small gift-wrapped box. klitz raised his eyebrows in anticipation before opened the box and saw the gold watch. he smiled genuinely and looked at you with eyes full of adoration.

"you must have had to save up your allowance for this, i really appreciate it bunny." he spoke softly and you could see a tinge of red on his cheeks. you giggled and nodded.

"i'd rather buy you one nice thing than buy myself a hundred." you shrugged happily. "you're always spoiling me, you never take the time to spoil yourself but someone should." you remarked as you gently took the watch out and fastened it to his wrist. "it looks great on you!"

klitz raised his arm and adjusted the time on it, all while smiling shyly at your words.

"i'm celebrating my anniversary with the most beautiful, amazing girl i could be lucky enough to have. i'm spoiled as it is, bunny." he finished his statement with a kiss on your temple that made your heart thump against your chest.

"thank you for your present, honey bunny. can i give you yours now?"

you nodded enthusiastically and klitz chuckled as he pulled out a small rectangular box with the signature blue you knew and loved. you gasped as he undid the white bow and took out a delicate string of pearls.

"they're beautiful, pumpkin." you said softly, in absolutely awe. you looked up at him with shine-covered eyes. "can you put them on for me?"

klitz nodded and you lifted your hair, giving him access to your neck. he did the clasp of the necklace up then placed a kiss on your bare nape.

"i think the girl wearing them is more beautiful." he murmured in your ear and your face warmed. he pulled away with a sheepish expression. "i have to confess they're not the only present i got for you..." you furrowed your brows in confusion as you watched him stand up and go into his office, before returning with a big black book. "i know it's kinda silly, but i thought now was the right time to give it to you."

he set the book down on your lap and you opened it curiously. the first page contained a Polaroid shot of the two of you dressed as Pumpkin and Honey Bunny/Yolanda from Pulp Fiction on your first Halloween together. the shot made you smile as you recalled getting Eli to take it outside the diner where you had all ended the night. below the shot, in Klitz's neat handwriting were the words "my partner in crime for life." as you progressed through the book tickets to movie dates he'd taken you to, other memorability and more photographs filled the pages, each with an annotation on how klitz remembered the event or how it reminded him of why he loved you. every receipt, ticket stub and pressed flower from your picnic dates made your heart swell until by the last page there were tears filling your eyes.

"klitzy, it's so nice." you sniffled and he rubbed your arm comfortingly. he kissed your cheek and held you close.

"i wanted to show you how much you mean to me." he murmured and you sniffled harder. "don't cry honey bun..." he soothed you gently.

"they're happy tears klitzy." you giggled wetly. "i can't believe im so lucky to be with you." once you calmed down you looked at the final page and saw it was an excerpt from a script you both knew well. printed on the paper was the simple exchange of "i love you, pumpkin" and "i love you, honey bunny" but it meant so much more to you. you looked through the scrapbook one more time, smiling fondly to yourself before you finally closed it and stood up.

"i actually got you something else too." you confessed, grinning excitedly. klitz chuckled at your excitement and watched you scutter off to the spare room. you returned with a white box with a clear top, showing what looked like hundreds of tiny envelopes. you set the box down on klitz's lap and he opened it curiously. he picked up an envelope at random and opened it, a strip of text in the style of a fortune cookie fluttering out.

"i love your kindness"

klitz smiled at the message then opened another envelope where the text read "i love how patient you are". as he opened more and more envelopes his smile widened, each one describing another thing you loved about him. eventually he decided he would save some to surprise himself on another day, but he'd read enough to feel his love for you grow even more.

"you are the most amazing person i could have ever asked for. i don't understand how i got so lucky, honey bunny."

"i think i'm the lucky one, pumpkin."

[r1ddlessy]

klitz with an intimidating reader

warnings:reader has glasses, she/her pronouns used

"is she glaring at me?"

"maybe she's checking you out dude!"

"i doubt that." klitz snorted and turned his gaze back to his work. soon after the bell rung, indicating the end of the lesson and klitz stood up to leave. just as he was packing however, the person who'd been staring daggers into him suddenly materialised in front of him. he was too shocked and worried about what you could possibly be saying to him, his brain couldn't register the fact words were coming out of your mouth.

"huh?" he said softly when he realised you'd stopped speaking, despite having zero clue what you actually said. he braced himself for the scoff or eyeroll he was expecting but he didn't expect the giggle that graced his ears instead.

"i asked if you had a wipe for glasses..." you gestured to your own pair, a sweet smile on your face.

"oh!" klitz nodded understandingly and unsurprisingly to you, pulled out his glasses case with the wipe in it from his backpack. "here you go," he handed it to you and ignored the heat in his cheeks when your fingers brushed his.

"thanks!" you wiped your glasses and handed it back to him.

"sorry i assumed, but you kind of seem like the person who'd have that..." you chuckled. klitz shrugged, clearly not offended by your assumption.

"i kind of assumed you were gonna yell at me for something when you came up..." he admitted, eyes drawn down to the floor to avoid your gaze.

"why?" you asked, genuinely confused.

"well you were glaring at me during the whole of class," he responded, confused as to how you were confused.

"what?" you replied stupefied. "i wasn't glaring at you, i was just zoned out!" you explained, slightly embarrassed at the misunderstanding. "i just have a resting bitch face..." you elaborated.

"oh..." klitz nodded understandingly. "so you weren't mad?" he checked, wanting to be sure.

"nope!" you laughed. "why would i be mad at you, you're a sweetheart?"

before klitz had time to register the fact you'd just called him a sweetheart, you'd spun on your heel and walked off hurriedly to your next class. suddenly klitz's mood was dampened as he watched your back instead of your face. what was going on today?