Jul 17
I just had the craziest, horniest thought ever:
Imagine Midorima carrying around a sex toy because Oha Asa said it was his Lucky item for the day?
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I just had the craziest, horniest thought ever:
Imagine Midorima carrying around a sex toy because Oha Asa said it was his Lucky item for the day?
Pls i want to read a lot of knb fanficts 😭😭😭 i love them the fandom feels like dead lmao
She is the only person that comes to my mind whenever I listen to TV girl.
Momoi Mitsuki.
She is my OC and her love interest is Midorima Shintarou.
KnB OC.
Ref:
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19th Jan, 2017
OH EN DAN
stuff i made for my midorima fan page on twitter..... girl whatever
𝗙𝗮𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗵𝗼𝗼𝗱 𝗔𝗿𝗰, 𝗡𝗮𝗻𝗼𝗱𝗮𝘆𝗼 | Midorima Shintaro
𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐲: 𝐓𝐚𝐤𝐚𝐨 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐢𝐭𝐬𝐮𝐤𝐢 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐝𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐚 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐧.
ᴍɪᴛsᴜᴋɪ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴏᴄ , ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴇʀᴇ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ʜᴇʀᴇ:>
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Midorima knew something was wrong the moment he walked into the gym.
It was too quiet.
“…Why is nobody talking?”
Takao was sitting on the bench unnaturally straight with a newspaper in his hands.
And beside him—
He felt it.
The trouble was here.
Mitsuki.
Wearing fake rectangular glasses.
Midorima stopped walking immediately.
“…What.”
Takao slowly lowered the newspaper dramatically.
“Today’s lucky item is disappointment, nanodayo.”
Mitsuki adjusted the fake glasses with the exact same motion Midorima always used.
“You should avoid Libra people today nanodayo.”
The entire gym exploded into laughter.
Midorima’s eye twitched violently.
“…Take those off.”
“That's why you're no good nanodayo,”
Mitsuki adjusted the fake glasses with the exact same smug motion he always used.
“Fate chose me.”
“Nanodayo”
Mitsuki repeated seriously.
Takao stood up and pulled out a tiny notebook.
“6:42 AM. Midorima Shintaro wakes up from his perfect back sleeping position”
“Takao.”
“He then take his glasses with his right hand, nanodayo.”
“And he does this routine every single day without any mistakes , scary.”
“YOU'RE MORE SCARY FOR KNOWING ALL OF THESE.”
“Sssssh don't question the chosen one by the fate.” She cleared her throat.
Mitsuki suddenly pushed the fake glasses up his nose.
“Today’s lucky item is—”
Mitsuki immediately pulled out a random cabbage from behind her back.
“THE SACRED CABBAGE.”
“WHERE DID YOU EVEN GET THAT?!” Midorima snapped.
“Never question fate, nanodayo,” Mitsuki said calmly.
Takao nodded wisely. “The cabbage chooses its owner.”
Midorima turned around instantly.
“I’m leaving.”
Before he could escape, Mitsuki grabbed the back of his jersey.
“Shinny wait.”
Takao suddenly grabbed the cabbage and shoved it into Midorima’s hands.
“Quick! Hold your child.”
“I AM NOT HOLDING THIS LIKE IT’S A BABY.”
“Too late,” Mitsuki said while pulling out her phone.
Click.
Midorima’s soul visibly left his body.
“…Did you just take a picture.”
“Oh definitely.”
“Delete it.”
“No ♡”
Takao leaned against Mitsuki dramatically.
“This is such a beautiful family moment.”
“STOP MAKING IT WORSE.”
Mitsuki grabbed the cabbage back and hugged it protectively.
“No, Shinny. You abandoned our son.”
“OUR WHAT.”
Takao pointed accusingly at him.
“You left Mitsuki_san alone with the cabbage.”
“WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT????.”
“You're so cruel Midorima , leaving your child.”
“I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW IT EXISTED TEN SECONDS AGO.”
Takao gasped dramatically.
“HE’S FLEEING.”
Mitsuki cupped her hands around her mouth.
“Shinny, don’t abandon your cabbage family!”
The entire gym was already falling apart from laughter.
Takao was half dead on the floor.
Mitsuki was clutching the cabbage like a grieving widow.
Even Otsubo had given up trying to act mature.
And in the back of the gym—
Miyaji and Kimura were absolutely losing it.
Miyaji had one hand over his face, shoulders shaking violently while trying—and failing—to stop laughing.
“…PFFT—”
Kimura had fully turned away because he was laughing too hard into his sleeve.
Midorima stared at them in betrayal.
Mitsuki nodded seriously.
“The fatherhood changed him.”
“I AM NOT A FATHER.”
Miyaji wiped tears from his eyes and finally decided to join the chaos.
He walked over dramatically and looked down at the cabbage in Mitsuki’s arms.
Then he sighed in disappointment.
“You’re so cruel, Midorima… leaving your child like this.”
The gym exploded again.
Midorima’s jaw nearly dropped.
“Miyaji-senpai?!”
Kimura inhaled deeply, trying to regain composure.
Failed immediately.
“…Miyaji is right,” he said while laughing under his breath. “Take responsibility.”
“KIMURA-SENPAI?!”
Takao collapsed onto Mitsuki dramatically.
“THEY JOINED US.”
Mitsuki looked emotional.
“We’re finally a complete family.”
“STOP MAKING IT WORSE.”
Miyaji crossed his arms and shook his head.
“Can’t believe you’d run away after having a kid.”
“IT IS A CABBAGE.”
“A child is a child.”
“IT’S LITERALLY A VEGETABLE. NANODAYO”
Takao suddenly pointed at Midorima with horror.
“WAIT.”
Everyone looked at him.
“…You didn’t even ask for the kid’s name.”
Silence.
Mitsuki slowly lowered her head sadly.
“…Wow.”
Miyaji clicked his tongue in disappointment.
“Cold.”
Kimura looked genuinely disturbed now.
“I expected better from you, Midorima.”
“WHY AM I GETTING JUDGED BY EVERYONE.”
Takao gently placed a hand on Mitsuki’s shoulder.
“It’s okay. We’ll raise Kyataru together.”
Midorima froze.
“…Kyataru?”
Mitsuki hugged the cabbage proudly against her chest.
“Our son.”
Midorima froze.
“…STOP SAYING OUR SON!!”
“Eeeeh?” Mitsuki tilted her head innocently. “It’s definitely our son after the things we’ve done that night~”
She added a wink at the end.
Silence.
Absolute silence.
Midorima’s soul left his body.
“DON’T SAY IT LIKE THAT!!!”
The entire gym went dead quiet.
Takao’s smile slowly disappeared.
Miyaji lowered his water bottle.
Kimura's jaw dropped.
Otsubo looked genuinely concerned now.
A terrifying aura started rising from the team.
Midorima noticed it immediately.
“…W-Why is it suddenly quiet?”
Takao slowly cracked his knuckles.
“Mido…”
Miyaji stepped forward with a dark smile.
“…rima…”
Even Kimura looked disappointed.
“MIIIIIIIIDOOOOORIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAA.”
“WAIT NO THAT’S NOT WHAT SHE MEANT—”
Mitsuki in the background: “Shinny run ~”
At this point Midorima genuinely considered transferring schools.