Nov 1, 2019
Kise Ryouta performing Perfect Copy
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Kise Ryouta performing Perfect Copy
KnB Randomness (16)
*phone rings*
Kise: Hello? Who’s this?
Killer: I can see you..
Kise: ...
Killer: I’m watching..
Kise: ...
Killer: ...
Kise: Do I look good?
*phone rings*
Murasakibara: Hmmm?
Killer: I can see you— aAAAAAAA YOU’RE BIG
*hanged up*
*phone rings*
Aomine: Who are you?
Killer: I can see you..
Aomine: ...
Killer: I’m watching..
Aomine: Oh? Is it r-18?
*phone rings*
Midorima: Who’s this?
Killer: I can see you..
Midorima: ...
Killer: I’m watching..
Midorima: Ah, a killer. Just like Oha Asa predicted.
*phone rings*
Kagami: Hello?
Killer: I can see you..
Kagami: ...
Killer: I’m watching..
Kagami: ...
Kagami: Getting real tired of your shit Kuroko
(Poor killer was mistaken for Kuroko)
*phone rings*
Kuroko: Hello.
Killer: I can see you..
Kuroko: ...
Killer: I’m watching— huh? where did he go?
*phone rings*
Akashi: Hello.
Killer: I can see you..
Akashi: ...
Killer: I’m watching..
The next day, it was reported that a crime scene took place near the police station. Unfortunately, it was the killer’s body not Akashi’s.
Okay LMAO I’m sorry—
KnB Randomness (13)
Kise looking like a snacc
KnB Randomness (12)
Aomine: Look, let’s just agree to say “I’m sorry” on the count of three
Aomine: One
Kagami: Two
Aomine: Three
Kagami: ...
Aomine: ...
Akashi: Now see, I’m just disappointed in the both of you
KnB Randomness (8)
“Can you go to the store and get some pads for me?”
Gets every brand just in case:
Asks what panty size you wear:
Got distracted and gets everything EXCEPT the pads:
Gets the pads but makes the cashier swear to secrecy:
Gets the pads and buys meds as well:
KnB Randomness (5)
Generation of Kids
Aomine: Oy Kise! Murasakibara! Were you the ones who made Tetsu cry?
Kise: Ehhhh??!! Kurokocchi cried?! It wasn't me, I swear!!
Aomine: Okay.. But why are you crying too?
Murasakibara: Kuro-chin is crying?? It wasn't me. If I give him snacks, will he stop??? Maybe it was Mido-chin
Midorima: Blood types A and B don't get along. Why would I make him cry?
Akashi: Oh.. Kuroko is crying?
Kuroko: I’m fine, Akashi-kun. Thank you.
Akashi: You aren't. Who was the one who made you cry?
Kuroko: Aomine-kun
Aomine: Ha???? It was me???
Midorima: This is unheard of
Kise: So it was Aominecchi all along??? How dare!!
Akashi: ...
Aomine: Oy wait Tetsu! What did I do?
Kuroko: You didn't fist bump back
KnB Randomness (11)
Kagami: Hey, Ahomine!
Aomine: What is it, Bakagami?
Kagami: If your leg gets cut off.. will it hurt?
Aomine: yeah?
Kagami: how?
Aomine: Because your leg got cut off, baka!
Kagami: Where are you gonna feel the pain?
Aomine: In your..... leg....
Kagami: Exactly! How are you gonna feel the pain...
Aomine & Kagami: IF YOUR LEG IS GONE
*Midorima facepalming at the back*