#knife m

[artificialac1d]

[weirdo-with-a-nametag]

Anyone else stim by like holding something in your mouth? Like a rock or something else hard?

But then you put sharp things in your mouth (like between your lips) so you don't get stabbed while doing something?

Anyway I just realized I've had an xacto blade in my mouth for who knows how long ....

Stay safe, everyone

[batz]

au where lydia doesn't kill beetlejuice, not because of some emotional revelation that they're buds, but (mostly) because beetlejuice accidentally kills himself out of sheer stupidity and/or hubris

au where after beetlejuice turns human he does his usual 'holy crap i have emotions' spiel before running at charles with the knife. but because hes a LOT more corporeal now than he was before he trips on his shoelace (tying shoelaces is for fucking scrubs!!!) and falls directly on the knife, stabbing himself and dying almost instantly.

lydia, who was 100% ready to kill him (although she was hesitant bc he WAS her buddy at one point) just kinda stares down at him like

[websitedog]

As a society we failed when we let them stop making videos of people meting stuff w hot knives and with blowtorches and sometimes acid. I want to see things melt NEOW

[gay-horse]

reminder

[mwg-drwg]

Me, when someone threatens to stab me because my response to everything is "mood" : m

[zed-p-moving]

OH YEAH i got my knife today. i havent paid for it yet so im a little in debt but i don't think he cares

[v-70]

every “be careful on the internet” psa

“one time i was hanging out on an Ambiguous Chatroom Website and i met this perbson who was cool and i gave them my first name but oh no!! it was actually a Evil Monster Beast Creepy Adult Internet Gremlin(TM) !! and they came to my house in like 2 seconds and they tried to kill me and i almost died but then i pressed the Handy Dandy Report Abuse Button(TM) and they dissappeared and fucking died the end”