Apr 16, 2021
actually this knife you plunged into my head is quite nice and avant-garde and it fits snugly into my cranium, do you mind if i just borrow it for a sec longer thanks
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actually this knife you plunged into my head is quite nice and avant-garde and it fits snugly into my cranium, do you mind if i just borrow it for a sec longer thanks
au where lydia doesn't kill beetlejuice, not because of some emotional revelation that they're buds, but (mostly) because beetlejuice accidentally kills himself out of sheer stupidity and/or hubris
au where after beetlejuice turns human he does his usual 'holy crap i have emotions' spiel before running at charles with the knife. but because hes a LOT more corporeal now than he was before he trips on his shoelace (tying shoelaces is for fucking scrubs!!!) and falls directly on the knife, stabbing himself and dying almost instantly.
lydia, who was 100% ready to kill him (although she was hesitant bc he WAS her buddy at one point) just kinda stares down at him like
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✂ If they had to choose one weapon to carry forever, what would it be?
Most likely a bow and arrow, which can help with both up close and far away attacks. Because you could stab someone with an arrow up close, and then shoot someone with it farther away .
Apparently someone got stranded on the max this morning??
that dermotillomania feel when u cant stop scratching that spot on ya head and its bleeding like mad and looks gnarly.
Things that seem to trigger paranoia in me according to what my therapist describes as paranoia:
walking past cares/people in the dark because I think they’re going to shoot me
walking past ppl with their hands in their pockets bc i think they have knives
walking past loud cars with their windows open bc i think im gonna get shot/have already been shot and am a ghost
mentions of shadow people that make me think im being followed/im dead
strangers talking out of earshot of me because theyre probably talking about me
I’m in a Shintaro and Scott shift and I’m both ready to take a nap and get stabbed