#knifeemojis

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question why the fuck does everyone feel the need to touch me for photographs

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luna heavy wouldnt even fit on a dakimakura

Tiny baby Heavy for tiny baby pillow.

Don’t dash my dreams, Ali!  You’ve felt my pain; I remember your trials in wanting a Chef Hatchet one.

Srs why don’t they make ludicrously oversize dakis like do they really not think there are people who’d totally buy a 6’+ long pillow that would be some hella comfort