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tired

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my plan to sleep through today has been ruined by none other than john fucking egbert coming into my room while i was asleep and using an airhorn right by my ear

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when will it end

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🎈 🎈 🎈 birth 🎈 🎈 🎈

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what the fuck is up 

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why is dash always cursed when i come online

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ive had like four shots already hm the fuck u

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its ass in the morning so you all know what time it is

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haha brain go brr

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i need more people to sign that petition to kick dirk off of tumblr

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question why the fuck does everyone feel the need to touch me for photographs

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are you really texan if you dont drive down to whataburger at 11pm for taquitos

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i dont want to go to work today send help

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so as you can see from the diagram above: yeet

@theoreticallycapricious

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john took this picture but didnt capture me actually destroying this clown so stay tuned for my faithful recreation

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ff servers are having issues so i guess im not playing

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i want yall to know that i have nicknames for every last one of you and most of them are godly and its a shame that you dont even know them