#knightfucking

[rare-beastie]

So glad I'm not the only knight-fucker on here??

I love it when my warrior boy gets home after the battle, drenched with sweat and covered in bruises and reeking of rust. He's so weak from the adrenaline crash that I have to unbuckle his heavy steel gorget for him, exposing his soft throat before I kiss it gently. He gasps.

We end up in the baths, where he stands obediently with heavy eyelids as I scrub the filth from him. His shoulder is wrenched and it's too much to lift his arm, so he leans into my touch as I steady him. The rivets of his maille are stamped in red and purple across his collarbone, and I kiss the marks as I go.

His voice carries the hint of a sob as he thanks me, over and over. I remind him that it pleases me, and that he's done so well. Stripped of armor, his body is like a siege weapon unstrung, a machine that has loosed its arrow and stands waiting, silent, for the next volley.

He may maintain his polearm, but I maintain him.

[b3hindthewheel]

princess who has a very important meeting with another princess from the kingdom over and brings her knight along, both having an infatuation with said knight, both teasing and playing with the knight till its calm stature snaps and fucks them both senseless lol, or maybe the princesses would take turns with the poor poor knight, some oral, maybe a little bit of riding, but never giving the knight what they fully want. teasing until they beg to get their highnesses off. or maybe I'm evil idk.

[undeadfucking]

a strong knight hearing something about along the lines of "a damsel in distress" and "a monster", and immediately dropping everything to rescue the damsel.

they find the damsel in clear trouble, but can see no monster around. nevertheless, the knight rescues them and carries them away. as the knight rides off with them, the damsel clearly flustered at being held by their knight in shining armor, the knight asks them where the monster was.

the damsel (trying their best not to stare at the knight, or focus on how short their dress is, or get distracted by how the bounce of the horse is causing the knight to accidentally unknowingly grind against them) answers that the knight must have gotten things mixed up. the damsel themself was the monster; they merely have been in human form, so as not accidentally scare any humans off.

so now the knight not only has a disguised, pretty monster in their hold, but also a very bashful and turned on one at that...

[b3hindthewheel]

went to Ren-Faire today and it has me thinking;

how wonderful it would be, to have my bravest knight, just off the battlefield, bloodied and battered. I summon them to my quarters, a simple check in for my loyal knight. They enter, and I welcome them to come take their reward for winning the battle. Slowly sliding my dress up to reveal nothing underneath, and tell them to get in their place. I run my hands through their hair and over their deep wounds and they whine as i pull them close. my champion, my knight, and my personal plaything. ♡

[rare-beastie]

You know that feel when you show up to the castle seige with a replacement polearm for your paladin, and as soon as he sees you on the field he's so relieved that he drops to his knees at your feet and leans his helmet against your hips, desperately clutching at your tunic, and you slap your palm to the hot metal of his helm as reassurance and the two of you are alone together in a sea of martial chaos while he looks up at you like a man beholding a god?

Y'know??

[rare-beastie]

Listen.

My Beloved Knight has some loonytunes schmeat but he is a beanpole of a man with very low blood pressure, and he is a huge dumb slut eager to mount anyone bigger than him.

So cue us fooling around with another couple, and this poor man is giving his absolute all to the most gorgeous, curvy sub because "you got it, Boss" and folks... He had been going for a good long while (because a fun magnum-sized side effect is that sometimes it's hard or impossible to climax) and he was starting to fade.

Worried, I asked "are you doing okay?"

This man turned his unfocused gaze on me, anemic and absolutely sopping wet with sweat, looking like he's on the brink of death, and said "I'm doing GREAT..." Absolute legend!! King behavior!!

Anyways please know that I regularly think about how popular my #knightfucking post has gotten and I must stress that this man is less a trained guard dog and more like a great dane on club drugs.