#knightlyparadox

[official-karkrab]

hoooooo shit look at this adorable alien how the fuck did i get so lucky like time itself could have slapped me on the ass doctor what is it well were not sure boy or girl but damn this blonde child is going to have one fine boyfriend in the future but arent you sure its cause you know you spanked him nah the doctor would say its the responsibilities of having such a great time with a nubby mic shout cute that brings these tears of joy thats what he would say to lil davey

…WAIT.

YOUR HUMAN MEDICULLERS SLAP YOU ON THE ASS WHEN YOU’RE BORN?? FUCKING RUDE??

[pheonixesashes]

Even more new followers.

captainnepnep

knightly-paradox

Y’all just keep comin’ up outta nowhere. Well, anyway, the name’s Demetri and it’s nice to meetcha. 

[victory-shining]

WHY ARE YOU OFFENDED BY THE WINK FACE?

[victory-shining]

I'M NOT THE ONLY CHEESEBALL. YOU'RE ONE TOO. WHAT WOULD YOU EVEN TELL THE PEOPLE? OH THAT WAS JUST MY ALIEN BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND ME.

[victory-shining]

WOW. DON'T YOU DARE TELL JAS, HE'LL LECTURE ME!

[victory-shining]

...YOU OKAY THERE? DID YOU LIKE THAT? SHOULD I CALL YOU OTHER NAMES? HMM BABE?

[peeple-person-blog]

knightly-paradox started following you

youre late

luckily nobody is keeping track of time except me because i always do so youre scot free congratulations!!

[victory-shining]

JUST DON'T GET INTO TOO MUCH TROUBLE. LAST THING I WANT TO COME HIVE TO IS YOU BEING THE NUMBER ONE WANTED CRIMINAL.