#knives are sharp

[myassbrokethefall]

I cut my finger kinda bad cutting a sandwich (still ate sandwich; delicious) and I'm sitting here scrolling tumblr typing one-handed with my other hand up in the air paper towel around my finger like

[chinbearstudios]

Potatoes Are Enemy Number One

So.

He was cutting a potato once and the knife slipped and he managed to sever the two flexor tendons in his pinky.

Pay attention when cutting potatoes, kiddos, they fight dirty.

P.S. He eventually got himself fixed, but it was such a back and forth with the hospital being an idiot that it now has a permanent curl to it andis basically useless except to hang coats on

[kippykips-blog]

Work and cuts all over my hands.

[psyche13]

Sliced my other finger open using the same knife, cutting the same bread for the same meal I was making last week when I sliced open my thumb.

I think these knives are cursed!! Somebody blunt them, please!!!!! And this wasn’t like a full-on-gory-stabbing--I got cut because my finger very lightly passed under the blade. I didn’t eve realize I was cut until I saw the blood! Growing up we had just one bread knife that was incredibly dull--I mean like I could drop it on my foot and it wouldn't even leave a dent---.  My mother in law gave me a set of brand new Cut-Co knives for my engagement, and MAN THEY ARE SHARP. I totally underestimated their sharpness, I was washing one and it sliced up my sponge so badly it disintegrated in the sink. These knives are legit! I totally have a new respect for Chefs and line cooks.  How can they cook with knives this sharp without slicing their fingers off all the time?

[intern-gershwin-palmer]

I was given new kitchen knives and they're sharp and they're knives and they're very pretty but knives this is almost definitely a terrible idea

[kellyangel]

I bought a new coloured knife set today. Brain stopped working when I was opening them. This is EXACTLY what happened, it's not an exaggeration (don't believe cherry-poppin-joker if she says different... she's not allowed to use them).  The reviews said they weren't that sharp. The reviewers are filthy liars.  They look really cool (And deadly). 

[queenofstone]

Cooked dinner: Check

Cut the piss out of my hand: Check

Managed to not get blood in food: Double Check

My night in a nutshell. 

[cisppl]

things not to cut when cutting a roll of cinnamon buns:

yourself