These ridiculous things exist, but are potato quality and I can’t find any higher-res versions.
Original Thicc Blastoise
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These ridiculous things exist, but are potato quality and I can’t find any higher-res versions.
Original Thicc Blastoise
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There was a Guardians of the Galaxy knockoff movie starring Ed Sheeran and Rihanna.
Dragon figure of the day: JMBricklayer Legendary Idea Divine Dragon 70134
This is literally me. This thing. It’s so derpy it’s almost poetic, powerful even. In a world of high quality overpriced plushes, be the charmingly grub-like $15 Giratina. Be the funky little guy.