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So
Do you all like my pajamas? Normally I wouldn't cover this lustrous finish of mine but plush fur doesn't have the same shine to it.
That and it is really cold here right now. When the human offered me recharge coverings I jumped at the chance.
She even told me she would turn on a electric berth heater. How come we don't have stuff like this on cybertron???
-knockout
Of course I would forgive you even without meal, but I will accept hold Knockout like baby
- nefarious bestie
Your son wants uppies
-Human
Starscream, Knockout, has it ever occurred to either of you that you look like a fish from the front? I mean you no disrespect, but I am simply noticing a pattern.
…Megatron looks like a fish, too. If you’re wondering. I want to study his line of sight.
Your humble iterator,
Piercing Of Mind
We look like fish?
I thought i looked like Prince Sidon....
Who?
The red prince guy from the Zeldas. That game the Human played when she had plague.
....isnt he also a fish?
Who's side are you on anyways??!
The human does have a point...we do look a little like fish...i think its your fins...maybe the eyes too
Ok fine what about megatron, he doest look like a fish!
Hmm...no he looks more like a shark. The pointed denta, the optics looking off to the side, shiny silver scales...
I wouldn't recommend trying to study his gaze, human. If you look into his optics too long, you might go mad. I nearly did, the last time he asked me to try and fix them.
Ko & Star
So how are the mini guys able to process human foods? Must be like really low grade energon for them? Is it more for the flavor and textures than refuel value?
I will field this one, starscream, you might be a scientist but your medical knowledge is lacking.
You are partially correct, earthing, we can process simple sugars like glucose and sucrose as fuel even in either form but It can give a sugar-in-the-gas-tank effect at larger doses. It's not as low grade as you might think, its just the residue that can cause us issues.
In our full-size forms, it is essentially the same as humans taking some of those quick sugar dextrose tablets for energy. It's not real fuel for either of us but it will do in a pinch.
In our plush forms, our bodies have been simplified, it is a reasonable substitute as our fuel requirements are much much lower now.
As for processing, we do have to eat things but the manner of consumption is up to the individual. Some of us chew our food, try many different things and will eat regular small meals with the Human. Some of us prefer to just drink liquid sugar like honey or glucose syrup and top up with enegon when its avaliable. It's a bit like insects consuming nectar...
You must remember, we aren't machines in the traditional sense. We're organic, like you, just a bit different. We grow, we respire, we feel and exist just the same as you even if the mechanism is different.
We did have normal food on cybetron once. It might help to think of pure energon as war rations. The most simple and effective way to fuel our bodies, like for example if you only ate plain chicken and rice. It does the job but it can get a bit dull. We like human food not just because its avaliable but because its a bit different. New tastes, new textures and smells etc.
If we eat too much or the wrong thing it might make us a little sick or upset our tanks, but most of us are willing to take the risk. The human looks after us well enough if we do feel ill.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to finish these gummies before starscream asks for share.
-Doc Knock
Greetings earthlings!
Sorry its taken me so long to add some style to starscreams drab little diary. Walking on these pedeless nubs has proven more difficult than I expected. How i miss my handsome 18 inch rims....
But i get ahead of myself, I'm here now and it seems starscream has made himself quite at home in this humans abode. I wonder why she puts up with him?
Well if she can tolerate his aft, I know I'll be an absolute delight to have around.
-KnockOut
Edit- update
"The Human" here. Took this about 3 seconds after the first picture
He told me to stop laughing and to fetch some polish and maybe breakdown if I can find him.
So the others just got left behind? To starve??? Who will care for them??
Worry not human, we are well taken care of. There are plenty of wiwis to go around. Even lord megatron is enjoying them
-Knockout
Oh knockout, you look miserable! Where's your usual shine? What's wrong, love?
It's nothing, Human. I just miss my conjunx is all.
Ah Breakdown. I'm sure he'll be here soon. He must have just gotten lost, the city is a maze after all. The Nemesis global mapping system a patterned quilt at the moment.
Yeah...
Funny you should mention him actually. Soundwave told me he sent someone here on ahead of him.
Some...one?
Yeah, little guy was in a mail bag. He chewed his way out when soundwave went to the door to collect the post. Little bitty must be starving
WILDBREAK!
Oh my precious sparkling! Come to papa! I've missed you so much!
Aba!
He's your kid??? Knockout, why didn't you tell me you were a dad!?
We've been keeping him a secret, he was meant to be with breakdowns family on cybertron.
Daba!
How on earth did you get here, my little speedster?
Ah nevermind. I'm just glad to see you, my spark. Hopefully your carrier will be along shortly.
Thank you so much, Human. I assure you he will be no trouble at all.
Couldn't be any worse than the seekers.
Speaking of, let's go show uncle screamy how big you've gotten.
SQWEEMY!
The Human has yet another headache today. Lucky for her she has the decepticons chief medical officer at her beck and call. She didn't want an energon infusion, a nice glass of industrial coolant or even a processor massage! I was at a lost for what to do, but she asked me to mind her minty helm balm for her and I was only too happy to help. My servos were full holding her communicator to take the photo, so I had to hold it with my mouth.
It didn't taste good but the smell was delightful .
-Doc Knock
