Log-00023
I was surprised this morning when Lord megatron announced he would be accompanying myself and the Human to the food preparation item store. He's been talking about the artisan market we went to a few weeks ago non stop. It would seem Lord megatron is more of a earth enthusiast than I first thought. I cant say the place isn't growing on me, but clearly not as much as megatron.
He explained on the backpack ride over that if we were to one day conquer this planet we must learn to make the most of the avaliable resources, that this time spent in plush form is a blessing in disguise. It allows us to be cared for by a native and learn their ways to make integration into the decepticon empire smoother.
Personally I'm taking all of this with massive pinches of salt. What my master says might be true, but how much if it he himself believes is uncertain. He claims to be conquest forward but as I see him snooze on the humans sofa, remain complacent as she dresses us up and fail to even engage in light torture when she uses him as a pillow, I cant help but think he may be getting too comfortable here.
All the more reason for me to replace him as leader of the decepticons
-starscream, your forward thinking commander
