#knotty talks

[dykecrystal]

I’m mad as fuck my snacks were just knocked onto the floor 

[dykecrystal]

@gaysaladbar FOR FUCK SAKE

[dykecrystal]

rich horse people are actually the worst 

I’m talking specifically abt english southern rich horse people- they’re scary and overwhelmingly heterosexual in a way that shakes me to the core

[dykecrystal]

hey any rich lesbians want to spoil an absolute dumbass? I’m good at crying and playing with dogs

[dykecrystal]

lucretia: I want to put the romance in necromance

lup: put that on a tshirt you fucking lesbian

[dykecrystal]

I have a lot of american followers and I just have one thing to say and that thing is the way some of you guys say squirrel is fuckin wild 

sKWOOOOrl

[dykecrystal]

u kno if I wasn’t constantly being punched in the face by the long dick of mental illness, the amount of havoc I’d’v’e wrought already... honey, my anxiety disoder is my entire impulse control? who would I be? you know?

[dykecrystal]

THERAPY COSTS TOO MUCH :)