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If you're a knuckle-cracker/back-cracker/etc., crack as many joints as possible. How many audible crack sounds did you get?
0 :(
1!! AND I'M FUCKING PROUD OF IT OK
2 - 3
4 - 6
7 - 10
11 - 13
14 - 17
18 - 20
20 + (woah)
Results/I do not partake in such behaviour
PLEASE DO NOT INJURE YOURSELF.
Cracking the knuckles, Sabrina looks pissed!
Everyone thinks I’m a freak but I love how crunchy my bones are like mmmmm crucnjy knuckles and neck and back mmmmmmm I will not get arthritis I’m just a crunchy guy mmm mm mmmmm I lobe curmching the airbubbles in my joints
I've started using Nimona's dialogue about how it feels to shapeshift in response to people asking me why I crack my knuckles.
Today's random thought poll:
What's the most satisfying joint "pop"?
like, alllll the knuckles at once
no no, all the TOE knuckles
top of the neck from tilting your head
the pick you up from behind and shake you whole spine accordion kinda one
when you breathe reeeeaaal deep and it gets a bunch of the ribs
bending over middle school chairs (no it's not just nostalgia shut up)
when you twist or swing side to side
jaaaaawwww. jaw. jaw? j...aw. yeah, jaw.
the knee fold to get your knee and hip and maybe tailbone
something else in the tags
by satisfying here I'm referring to like, the sensation and/or noise when you yourself experience it first and foremost, though if you have an absolute fave you just consider yours lackluster for or something then ye answer that. just go with your heart.
(and yes, I know, we have all heard all the reasons it may or may not be harmful when done habitually. Please just let us have a silly poll about something fun without turning it into a drama zone about that or chiropractors or anything else. we just like the crackle.)
(also I'm putting trigger warning: condylacousticophobia on here as a courtesy but that seems like a mouthful so if there's a different word let me know?? idk I know people with it so I'm just trying to help blacklists)
Knuckle Cracking by Larry ASMR
Remus Sanders Text Posts 12/?: Joint Cracking Edition
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[One: I’m like a human glowstick. Snap crackle pop every time I walk.
Two: *sounds of joints popping come from your basement*
Three: Just woke up and I’m already in pain.
Four: Can someone take my bones from me thanks.
Five: My joints are cracking so much you can hear me coming from down the hall. Sounds like someone’s dragging a bag of bones through a brick pavement.
Six: Anyone else pop all their joints like every 15 minutes?
Seven: I alway feel like the stretching technique I really want/need is not so much like yoga as it is “being stretched on a rack”, which Pif says would not be as satisfying as I think it would be but how can I know for sure without being stretched on a rack!
Eight: I hate when I crack my knuckles and someone warns me it’ll give me arthritis. Like 1. No, it won’t. A guy won a Nobel prize proving that wrong. And 2. I ALREADY HAVE ARTHRITIS IT’S AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE YOU FUCK
Nine: That feel when you pop your knuckles and one of them pop wrong and your finger just feels bad for a while, like it doesn’t hurt anymore (though it did at first) but it just feels off.
Ten: Those people who look at you in disgust and say “Eww” when you crack our neck or pop your knuckles or whatever. I understand that it can be an annoying noise, but you know what else can be annoying? The agonising pain of built up pressure in your joints that can only be mildly released when you crack those joints. Like, unless you’re a person who genuinely has that phobia or who has legitimate sensory issues don’t you DARE make me feel like a self conscious piece of shit for relieving my pain. People should mind their own business.]
