#koalajake

[tinynebula]

I always thought at least Natasha would visit regularly and that’s why she nodded to show it wasn’t a social call

yeah! i’m sure she visits regularly. there’s nothing stopping her, and both tony and pepper like her and have no conflict with her so? why wouldn’t she? 

[half-bakedboy]

Bold the Fact (Tag Game)

Thank you @koalajake for tagging me!!

Appearance

I’m over 5′5 / I wear glasses / I wear contacts / I have blonde hair / I prefer loose clothing to tight clothing / I have one or more piercings / I have at least one tattoo / I have blue eyes / I have dyed or highlighted my hair / I have gotten plastic surgery / I have or had braces / I sunburn easily / I have freckles / I paint my nails / I typically wear makeup / I don’t often smile / I am pleased with how I look / I prefer Nike to Adidas / I wear baseball hats backwards

Talents/Hobbies

I play a sport / I can play an instrument / I am artistic / I know more than one language / I have won a trophy in some sort of competition / I can cook or bake without a recipe / I know how to swim / I enjoy writing / I can do origami / I prefer movies to TV shows / I can execute a perfect somersault / I enjoy singing / I could survive in the wild on my own / I have read a new book series this year / I enjoy spending time with friends / I travel during school or work breaks / I can do a handstand

Relationships

I am in a relationship / I have been single for over a year / I have a crush / I have a best friend I have known for ten years / My parents are together / I have dated my best friend / I am adopted / My crush has confessed to me / I have a long-distance relationship / I am an only child / I give advice to my friends / I have made an online friend / I met up with someone I have met online

Aesthetic

I have heard the ocean in a conch shell / I have watched the sunrise / I enjoy rainy days / I have slept under the stars / I meditate outside / The sound of chirping calms me / I enjoy the smell of the beach / I know what snow tastes like / I listen to music to fall asleep / I enjoy thunderstorms / I enjoy cloud watching / I have attended a bonfire / I pay close attention to colors / I find mystery in the ocean / I enjoy hiking on nature paths / Autumn is my favorite season

Miscellaneous

I can fall asleep in a moving vehicle / I am the mom friend / I live by a certain quote(s) / I like the smell of sharpies / I am involved in extracurricular activities / I enjoy Mexican food / I can drive a stick-shift / I believe in true love / I make up scenarios to fall asleep / I sing in the shower / I wish I lived in a video game / I have a canopy above my bed / I am multiracial / I am a redhead / I own at least three dogs

I tag @magnuslightwoodalecbane, @schmicosmalec, @bytheangell, @heronstairslover/@intezaarlily, @yamamashay, @aria-lerendeair, and @dc11961!!! (As always, feel free to not do it if you don’t want to)

[kiliosthestarmaker]

Ironhusbands and having a disagreement over something ridiculously petty

“I can’t believe you!” Tony shouts as he slams the door open to the living room. Rhodey looks up from the tv in confusion.

“Whaaat are you talking about...?” He asks. Tony motions wildly to the tv.

“YOU’RE WATCHING BAD SCI-FI MOVIES WITHOUT ME!? THAT IS OUR SACRED THING!!” Tony pouts. Rhodey blinks rapidly.

“Excuse me? This is coming from the guy who ate all of Mama’s cookies without me? That was our thing too!” Rhodey argues.

“That was years ago!”

“Tones that was 20 minutes ago!”

“You weren’t here!”

“And you weren’t here for the movies!” The two continued to argue as the other Avengers watched.

“Give them 5 minutes,” Pepper tells them as she walks by. Sure enough, five minutes later the two were wrapped up in a blanket mumbling apologies and watching bad sci-fi movies with more cookies.

[tnystars]

Hi back sluts I’m Jake

i was not expecting to get dad tm joked but i appreciate it 

[half-bakedboy]

Sir that’s my emotional support dumbass show

FOR REAL. I feel this on an emotional level. 

[half-bakedboy]

I keep seeing “Reyhill” and forgetting that Lorenzo and underhill got together at the Malec wedding and thinking it’s a Star Wars thing

I must admit, I have not seen any of the new Star Wars so I have no idea what you’re talking about :’)

[kiliosthestarmaker]

Winteriron + you need to take better care of yourself

“You need to to take better care of yourself, doll.” Bucky hums as he wraps up another wound Tony got from a previous battle. Tony gasps in mock offense.

“I do take care of myself!” He protests. Bucky scoffs.

“Ignoring your teammates and waddling on here for me to patch you isn’t what I would call taking care of yourself.” He chastises. Tony huffs and pouts at him.

“Well maybe I just want to spend more time with you- I take care of myself during battles.”

“Throwing yourself in the line of fire isn’t taking care of yourself.”

“Well, outside of battles I-”

“Don’t even get me started.” Tony chuckles as a smile threatened to ruin Bucky’s stern look. 

“Well, I at least have you to help take care of me.” Tony hums as Bucky rolls his eyes.

“More like full take care of you, kitten.” Tony huffs softly and smiles softly.

“You can’t say you don’t enjoy it~”

“I have the right to remain silent,” Bucky smirks as Tony laughs.

[kiliosthestarmaker]

*crashes in* part 2 part 2 part 2

Natasha walks into the coffee shop dressed in a red sundress and 3-inch heels. She wore light make up as well. She glances around the shop looking for Rhodey when she meets his eyes. He was dressed in a light jacket, a t-shirt, jeans, and tennis shoes. He was sitting an appropriate distance from their target who sat near a window waiting for Tony Stark. She walks towards him. “You dressed very nicely.” Rhodey compliments her as he looks her over with a slight smile. He stands up and pulls out the chair for her. Natasha gracefully slides into the seat nodding her gratitude.

“Yes, I decided this would be appropriate for our mission,” Natasha responds with a lowered voice.

“You mean our date.” Rhodey corrects as he sits back down.

“Right, our date.” Natasha agrees as she accepts the menu from the waitress. The two made small talk as they waited for Tony to arrive. Once he did, they continue to talk as Tony sat across the man.

“I have a proposition for you, Mr. Stark.” The man tilts his head and smiles. Natasha and Rhodey begin to focus more on the conversation. Natasha glances over her menu to watch them. Tony was leaning back in his seat dressed in a black three-piece Tom Ford suit. He sat there with a bored expression. “We would like you to work with us.”

“And this ‘Us’ is who exactly?” Tony raises an eyebrow as the man sits up straight.

“That is unfortunately not allowed to be spoken when in earshot of so many people.” The man responds.

“Well, thanks but no thanks. I’m not going to work with people I don’t know.” Tony gets up and straightened his suit. “Goodbye.” The man quickly gets up and holds up a gun.

“I’m afraid you can’t refu-” The man grunts as a knife hits him in the shoulder. He grips his shoulder before pressing a button on his phone. Tony summons his suit as Rhodey does the same. Natasha quickly gets up holding her widow bites.

(No good at writing fight scenes so skip)

Natasha stands up straight after taking down the last HYDRA agent and shivers slightly. The wind had picked up and a sundress wasn’t the best outfit for this weather. She blinks as a jacket was dropped on her and glances up at Rhodey. “Thanks,” She mutters as she pulls on the jacket.

“No problem, this was an interesting date.” He says jokingly. 

“Quite, I wouldn’t mind another. Maybe minus the HYDRA agents.” Natasha offers. Rhodey smirks slightly.

“Alright, this time we can do something fun.”