#ironhusbands

[raynetheinsane]

im an infinitely bigger fan of “there are two beds but they come up with a reason to only use one” than “there was only one bed”

because yes, these guys may have met randomly and by happenstance, but now? now they actively choose each other every single day and seek out places to be closer to each other

[hurtspideyparker]

Iron Man doesn't exist because of Tony Stark and a box of scraps, he exists because James Rhodes loves that little MIT dweeb.

Tony was lost in the desert for THREE MONTHS. Rhodey was still using up military resources against his superior's judgement and risking his job, just for the slight chance Tony Stark was still alive and needed him

Humans can only live about 3 days without water, that's if heat stroke didn't get him first, or hypothermia at night. Tony Stark would have died in Afghanistan if he didn't have a best friend who loved him, believed in him, and was a little stupid with grief

[kc2-2]

Happy pride month to whatever the freak they all had going on

[celestialseawitch-ff]

“Is this kidnapping?” Rhodey asked genuinely.

Peter widened his eyes innocently. “Depends, is there candy in your car?”

“Always,” Tony replied quickly.

Peter nodded. “Then potentially.”

Rhodey dropped his face into his hand.

[1nkpen]

*Avengers playing never have I ever*

Bruce: Never have I ever seen Stark naked.

*Rhodey, Natasha, Pepper, Loki, Steve, Bucky, and Stephen all take a shot*

Tony: In my defence i have a very appealing body.

[swift8gyllenhaal]

They were sick for posting this

I just know that the person behind the Marvel account wanted to post romantic shipping pairings, but to avoid being too obvious, they had to include actual siblings in it.

They missed the opportunity to post ThorBruce. I mean, one of them is green and the other one is blond.

[penisparker-2000]

*MIT dorm room, circa 1985*

Tony: ok Rhodey truth or dare

Rhodey: ok truth

Tony: what’s ur middle name

Rhodey: *sigh* it’s Rupert….

Tony: BAHAHAHAHAHA

[braveatironheart]

I contain multitudes.

Tony, Steve, Nat, Thor, Clint, and Bruce are living happily in Avengers Tower. Yelena, Bob, Alexei, Bucky, Ava, and John are living happily in Avengers Tower.

Tony and Pepper are dating. Tony and Steve are dating. Tony and Stephen Strange are dating. Tony and Rhodey are dating.

Steve Rogers is Captain America. Sam Wilson is Captain America.

Tony has found peace after the breakup of the Avengers. Tony is miserable after the breakup of the Avengers.

Steve and Peggy are dating. Steve and Bucky are dating. Peggy and Daniel Sousa are dating. Daniel and Daisy Johnson are dating.

Tony and Steve's relationship is constrained by their inability to communicate. Tony and Steve learn from the past and find a healthy way to move forward.

Thanos has forgotten his plan to destroy half of all life. Thanos comes to Earth and loses. Thanos wins, but the Avengers bring everyone back without losing Tony and Nat.

Everyone is happy and nothing hurts. No one is happy and everything hurts.

I contain multitudes.