#koboldposting

[urbys-derg-blog]

lazily throwing myself into the Kobold Fuck Pit

[draconic-lesbian]

Kobold polycule where they pick the dommy-est among them to become a dragon, except instead of becoming a massive monster they just sprout some wings and get really, really smug about it. It works a little too well on the other kobolds

[theurbanmechcomesforthee]

'tis been a long day. Squire, bring me my kobold cuddleposting.

[heirrock]

Wish i could just spend my days caring for draconics and other reptilian creatures, just polishing their scales, tending to their claws and horns, cooking them a meal, taking care of their every need.

I wouldnt even need to be paid, i just want them to be happy, i just want them to be cared for and feel loved.

Includes kobolds, dragonborn and lizard folk as well, they deserve love and to be cared for and to be served and treated like the treasures they are

[adixplosion]

They're making new sounds in the kobold laboratory. Top 3 this month are:

prp

frrmg

and the top contender currently

ŋyip

[kobold-wyx]

time to kick off pride month early with the classic

trans rights forever, baby

by @ovaettr

[sylveons-butt]

kobold that sits on your dashboard and bites chunks out of all your posts

[shutframe]

Imagine a kobold clan in which adult kobolds take the name of the first item they steal upon reaching maturity (Sackacoins, Swordpile, Necklace). Very very impressive subsequent thefts might result in a kobold taking on a new name within the community (Dragonhoard, Magicblade, Princess). Kobold children are nicknamed in similar fashion, generally after what they grab for first when hatched, though it's not always so literal: Egg, Blanket, Papanose, Attention, Myheart.

Delightful little kleptomaniacs.

I must consider the possibilities in a little kobold wizard named Grimoire, and the tale of how they achieved that name.