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the dragon has wrapped their talons around your leg, pinning you in their grasp at the top of their hoard. you can’t leave without a serious struggle that would leave one of you mortally wounded. but you don’t really want to leave, do you? you say you need to get home, that you aren’t going to let the dragon own you. but you feel flustered whenever they rest atop of you. it’s the most wanted you’ve ever been. what does home have for you, anyways?
Lizord
the dragon has wrapped their talons around your leg, pinning you in their grasp at the top of their hoard. you can’t leave without a serious struggle that would leave one of you mortally wounded. but you don’t really want to leave, do you? you say you need to get home, that you aren’t going to let the dragon own you. but you feel flustered whenever they rest atop of you. it’s the most wanted you’ve ever been. what does home have for you, anyways?
rest your head against the side of my body while I sleep on my hoard. feel the warmth of my fire and slow pulse of my heart and calm rhythm of my breathing. you belong here next to me. safe and protected. loved more than you could ever fathom.
That sounds so nice, wish i could rest there
Dragon claws are really sharp, they can cleave through metal like a hot knife through butter. You should hold her’s, it’ll be fine she’s a smart enough creature to not maul you (right now at least). She’ll like it, don’t worry, it’s not like you can grab her whole paw or something, just think of it like holding hands with someone, except that someone is several tons of scales and murder.
See? Listen to her rumble! Hope you like that feeling vibrating through your body, you’ll grow to love it. What? Did you think such an affectionate thing was just gonna let you leave after a few moments? You’ve gotten yourself into a very long night with her, just relax, make sure not to squirm too much it sets off her hunting instincts. Otherwise you can trial and error what she likes and things should turn out more than fine.
Oh is that the time already? I’ve gotta go, I’ll come back to check on you tomorrow, until then, hope you like dragon tongue, with the way she’s looking at you I think she’ll be preening and grooming you all night long~
L + ratio + get dragonnuzzled + gentle loving playbites all over you
you can curl up asleep against the side of a dragon to prevent nightmares and feel the most loved possible
you are safe and cozy and can rest your head on my big mane and sleep. no worries. no stress. No need for a job you have a big dragon protecting you now
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From one dragon to another:
*pat pat pat pat pat*
*pats back* hell yeah
:0 we patting dragons?
*pat pat pat pat*
*pats you and gives you extra scritches*
yay :3
*Pets the dragons and gives them scritches and belly rubs*
i mean if you really think about it “big scary evil dragoness” is really more of a title. shes probably actually really nice
you can prevent your village from being conquered by holding her head in your hands and stroking along her jaw and going “oh i know i know beastie you’re a big sweetie aren’t you” in a kind and tender voice
I would love to do that, then after some treats for her and belly rubs
Heavy are the hips of those who warm the eggs.
dragon pinups. sexy dragon magazines
the dragon wants to invite you to their den for a fun night. you should accept.
a very fun night could be in store for you
craving intimate but not sexual dragon kissing
you’re lying under the blankets in bed with her. one of her wings, along with one leonine paw, is draped over your body to hold you close. your eyes are both closed as your lips meet and then gently part, allowing her thick, slimy tongue to curl into your mouth. you give it a little lick with your own, and she makes a rumbling trilly noise you know means she’s content
there’s no energy to it at all. neither of you want anything more right now; you both know you can get sex from the other one whenever you want it, and you’re comfy under the blankets so you don’t particularly want to move. each kiss is slow and deliberate and lasts maybe thirty seconds or more before your lips part and then meet again. you reach out and hold her paw, and her tail coils around your ankle
life is good
Dragon gently and lovingly pressing her lips to yours and breathing out, filling you with a flame that does not burn and leaves your core ablaze even after she pulls away…
dragon petting you because you look like you need it
Hey would you mind if i just burrow into your house?
Not for any ominous reason i just like digging and burrowing and then you can occasionally have a drake head pop out of the hole and maybe make drake noise when you are around
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