#koeiru

[keybums]

@koeiru​

“sure thing! are you ready to dance in high heels and wear REALLY tight miniskirts?” ( ´ raises an eyebrow, before breaking into chuckles )  jokes aside, we could easily fool anyone.”

🌟 — “I was born ready!” He snaps, he struts, he snickers. “I think so too. Just lay off the eyelid tape, I don’t need to wake up to: ‘Key’s double eyelid mark’ as the most searched on Naver. You know how those things can get blown out of proportion.” He’s waving the jest off before toppling into his next thought, “I know you might be worried about how promotions’ll  pan out during the switch. But rest assured, because I’ve been practicing my Taeyeon voice.”

[syounq]

( kkt: soo ) ah well... ( kkt: soo ) it pees, indeed, but if you try to milk it, it'll kick you. ( kkt: soo ) jK real cows were too heavy, bUT I BROUGHT FUN-SIZED ELECTRONICALLY MOO-ING, LAUGHTER-PRODUCING, NON-PEEING, NON-POOPING COWS. heh.

[kakao]⇢ …i was scared for my life for a moment.⇢ then i realized they probably wouldn’t even let you through the building’s security if you had a cow with you. ㅋㅋㅋ⇢ FUN-SIZED ELECTRONICALLY MOO-ING, LAUGHTER-PRODUCING, NON-PEEING, NON-POOPING COWS ARE MY FAVORITE. (●♡∀♡)⇢ are they edible?

[syounq]

( kkt: soo ) guess who brought souvenirs from new zealand??? ( kkt: soo ) THIS GIRL ☝

[kakao]⇢ guess who loves the girl who brought souvenirs from new zealand???⇢ THIS GIRL!!! (✿＾▽＾)／⇢ but like, the souvenir isn’t a cow... is it? you know, a real cow? a big moo-ing, life-sized, milk-producing, pooping, peeing, cow?

[jirovs-blog]

listen here, you beanstalk. ( ´ swats your finger away ) fight me.

I’d fight you, but I’m scared I’ll break you in half with my massive yaoi hands. (`he heaves a dramatic sigh, arm resting on the top of your head)

[kjxngdae]

Starter Call!

{ ; koeiru liked this for a starter! }

Jongdae was late for rehearsal because of the musical practices so he stormed into the SM Building looking like Flash! He was only carrying his duffel bag in one hand and his phone in the other. Walking quickly through the halls of the building so he could get to the practice room as fast as he could. Everyone was waiting for him to start the rehearsal. Chen hated to arrive late but it wasn’t really his fault to have two rehearsals in the same day, at similar times. He turned right while putting phone inside the bag which made him go against someone. They both fell on the ground but he listened the other whining a little. He looked ahead to face the person he just ran into and he couldn’t believe his yes: it was Taeyeon. He quickly got up and extended his hands at her to help her get up. “Noona, I’m so sorry, I -” He couldn’t even find words. Scratching the back of his neck, Jongdae hoped that Taeyeon wasn’t hurt.

[jirovs-blog]

( ´ whispers ) gay.

(`tilts your chin up with his index finger) Only for you, lil’ midget.

[kjxngdae]

"jongdae sshi! happy birthday!"

“Noona, thank you so much.” He smiled, bowing some.

[syounq]

( kkt: soo ) are you having fun? don't you dare come back without souvenirs

[text] ...you sound like an angry girlfriend who got left home while her partner is out with friends...[text] that, and an old lady who’s so greedy for souvenirs. weren’t you here just a month ago? [text] kidding! yes, i had fun. and i’ll be back in seoul very soon. see you! i know you missed me. ㅋㅋ also, yeah, i have souvenirs for you... old lady who is greedy for souvenirs.