#koen ||

[bierkoning]

@fuerdichundfuergott​ 

“Sophia! Wow, hot as ever. How ya been? Long time no... see. Been up to no good or were ya dead?” It happens more than one would think. 

[bierkoning]

‘ best. funeral. ever. ‘

[bierkoning]

@neerlandstrots // Daan

“Hey brat. You still feeling sore after losing Eredivisie this year? Yeah, Ajax smashed your precious Feyenoord.” He says Feyenoord with such childish contempt. 

[bierkoning]

@ourfairdominion

“You know, I heard they had maple flavored beer. Is that true or?”

[bierkoning]

@paperworkanddogs

Chinhands. “Whatcha dooooin’?”

[bierkoning]

@lilyintheashes

♞ - physically pick my muse up and carry them

If Koen thought she was angry before, she was beyond pissed now. First this man prevents her from punching the lights out of the asshole who was making lewd jokes at her, and now he dares to pick her up and carry her around on his shoulders? She strained against his grip. “Let me go, Koen, or I swear the last thing you’re going to see in this life is the pavement under your feet right here and now.”

“You can’t kill some asshole out on the street. I can take care of it. Without murder.” He looks somewhat stern. Well, as serious as he can look wearing that stupid Hawaiian shirt. In winter. “I promise to let you down as soon as we’re out of sight from those lunatics. Only if you promise not to rail me in the nuts when I let you down, agreed?” Oh he would slap her butt if he didn’t value his life. Regardless he goes a half a block and around the corner before finally letting the Berliner down. 

[bierkoning]

@sicilitude

Viola, it’s been.... a long as fuck time. How’ya been? It’s surprising to see you, yanno, out. 

[bierkoning]

@bel-paese

Carly, Carly, my dearest Italian. Please tell me you have food. You do have food, right? Not like you carry pasta around in your purse but like, I’m starving.

And hungover.

Mostly hungover.