Jul 16, 2025
the only part of the visit that matters
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the only part of the visit that matters
This just in: your swag insufficient
TIL there's finnish kohuke
Firefox translate didn't disappoint
Google translate decided to grow up and just came up with a boring "curd bar" :(
It looks surprisingly normal too:
One of these might be an impostor
Skyr kohuke???
Update: it just... tasted like kohuke? Like, within normal range of kohuke. Perhaps like 3.25% more sour than regular ones.
a bunch of kohukesed saw my video and have sworn an oath to destroy all mankind in revenge
call that curds against humanity
How do you unwrap kohuke?
Open the packaging flap, pull it apart, and push the kohuke out (correct+sane)
Open one side as above, then unfold the whole packaging (wrong)
Use scissors to open one end (also wrong)
Use scissors across the length (also more wrong)
Use the jagged edges to tear it open (now you have two pieces of plastic but ok)
Just bite into the plastic and suck the kohuke out like a wild beast
Squeeze kohuke, then punch a straw through it & drink it like slushie
Leave it in the sun, poke a hole in it and suck it like capri-sun w/o a straw
Freeze kohuke, then snap it open like a kit-kat
You guys unwrap kohuke before eating it??? chomp
Eestiblr be like