Kimetsu No Yaiba + OCs // Incorrect
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Masako : Hey, what’s your Netflix password?
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Masako : * is visibly upset *
Kaigaku : Masako, what happened? I haven't seen you like this since you found out candyland wasn't an actual country.
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Obanai : That's not funny.
Rengoku : I thought it was funny.
Obanai : You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.
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Tengen : Seriously, Rengoku, how many people would you have killed if we’d asked you to?
Rengoku : That’s not important
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Muichiro : I WOULD DESTROY THE WORLD FOR YOU! (platonically)
Kokumi: Okay, can you do the dishes?
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Rengoku : Don’t mansplain this to me!
Kokumi : Wh- I’m a woman! I can't mansplain anything to you!
Rengoku : …Well, I’m a feminist, and I believe a woman can do anything a man does!
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Shinobu : You know, when Obanai comes over, Kokumi can get a little…
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Giyuu : You know me, Kokumi, I don’t take any shit. You know what I say to my haters?
Giyuu : I say: “Please don’t hate me, I’m really nice.”
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Rengoku : Okay, what does A stand for?
Rengoku : Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Rengoku : What stands for C?
Muichiro : Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
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Kokumi : I told Giyuu to grab snacks for everyone.
Sanemi, looking through the options : Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Rengoku, Tengen, and Kokumi raise their hands*
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Tengen : So when are we gonna tell them?
Kokumi : Just give them a minute.
Rengoku : *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*
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Sanemi : Kokumi, I don't like you.
Kokumi : What did you say?
Kokumi, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.
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Kokumi : Pick up the nearest piece of trash and throw it away.
Sanemi, to Giyuu : Aight, which bin do you wanna go in—
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Giyuu : I just found out from Sanemi today that when Obanai died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Kokumi said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
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Rengoku : I’m this close to falling in love with Kokumi.
Giyuu : Your fingertips are touching.
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Rengoku, standing behind her and holding his nchirin sword: *mouths* Do not.
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Muichiro, reading a recipe : Beat three eggs?
Giyuu : It means like in hand-to-hand combat.
Sanemi : Both of you get out of this kitchen.
*the only time Kokumi would agree with Sanemi*
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Mitsuri : Kokumi and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Rengoku : What did you do?
Mitsuri : They chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Kokumi : *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?
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