Okay I got carried away, so doing the calligraphy is taking a while and will probably be abbreviated, but here’s the text, and I’ll reblog when I’m done hand-drawing it:
AS WELL YOU KNOW, King, my love for Sailor Moon is a sacred thing: she is a girl of great strength, kindness and care, and I have fallen in love with her no less than three separate times! Once in the life before this one, whose name you bear now; once as her sweet and clumsy self who was brought up in the arms of a loving family; once as the self-sacrificing and strong Senshi of Mystery, the soldier who embraces all! It is the unparalleled paragon of love that draws the lost from darkness, and is not to be toyed or tampered with in the interest of excising my faulty communication preconceptions! How dare you use that love to create a situation that causes her pain, taking advantage of my miscegnated social integration, even to attempt to correct that terrible personality flaw! It is a gross miscarriage of justice, and will not be tolerated! I, Tuxedo Kamen, shall be your opponent!