kompot is love, kompot is life
Russia: I saw your people on Tik tok making my beverage - Kompot, so ... strange after everything you say about me to watch them using chat GPT to translate my old soviet books to cook it. Amerika: Yaah, anything healthy is trending, so they found at about your boiled smoothies.
Russia: Hah, the funniest thing is these recopies are older then you. Amerika: Really?
Russia: Yeap, I was making them long before my Tsar opened Europe. Amerika: I don't understand what do you mean, but i don't think i am younger then your boiled fruit salads. *looks up* Shut ze fuck up.
Russia: *gigles* Amerika: I feel myself like I am a victim of a predator right now.
Russia: Yeah, I like them young and juicy. Amerika: Just shut up.
Russia: Have I popped your cherry? Amerika: No, but please leave me alone, I feel myself like Bella from Twilight, but i didn't want to be Bella ....
Russia: You never checked, how old am i? Amerika: I knew you are older then me like everyone in the league, but never felt ... this gap until now. It is sooo strange. Never fully realized.
Russia: To be fair, I admit i liked you from the start, but never lusted over you before WW2. Amerika: From the start?
Russia: I saw you throwing Tea in Boston sea. Amerika: Oooh, right. You were there. Was I cute?
Russia: You are cute, barely changed. Amerika: Brrrrrrr. You are a predator.
Russia: (^J^) None will love you more then I do.
____ Amerika: And what is this stupid name? Like "cum pot"? Are you fking kiding me?













