Water and the ways you slay it
Ivan:
Fedya, where is a kettle?
Alfred:
I don't have one, sorry, babe. What for do you need a kettle?
I wanted to make some tea , but you seam to not posses any appliances.
Alfred:
You can microwave it.
Alfred:
You can microwave it.
….
I am sorry. I don't understand, what do you mean.
Ok, I'll make some tea for you, just a sec.
*Takes a teabag and cup out of Ivan's hands. Pours some water out a bottle and shove it down in microwave oven for two minutes*
Wow, you …are very original…
Why you don't have any kettle?
I don't need to boil water. I don't drink tea.
Ivan:
What then are you drinking?
Looks like a short road for diabetes, how about just plain water for difference?
Where it is, in a fridge.
You store water in a fridge?
Yeah, it is said to keep it in a fridge on the package.
You have only packaged water for drinking?
You Have seen another clear water somewhere?
Da, in my home we boil water from a tap using kettles and then drink it, also we purify it with filters. We don't buy so much water bottles. Don't store it in fridge. And never boil it with microwave oven.
As you can see, here, in the modern West we don't need to do all that, just buy some water bottles and you are ok, capitalism rocks.
Looks like it sucks, i bet our Eurasian way is more cheaper then this crap you doing.
Babe, this bottle water is much more pure then any filtered water you can achieve. If you want so much to waste your body with filtered water, I'll buy filters and a kettle, no problem.
I bet your bottle water is the same tap water.
They can't do that, we've got laws and FDA regulations to not to do that.
Ivan:
Yeah, and people who wholeheartedly believe in this bullshit.
I can't hear you, my water is so pure, that it reflects any negativity.
More like you are so stupid that you bated to capitalistic snake oil again and refuse to accept the truth due to marketing.
Can't hear you, my water is so pure, i don't need to make a tea to drink it.
I am on the Epstein's list, I am dating a child.
Too low, dude, too soon.
Hm, seems your tea is done, here you are.
Total capitalistic tea, to your pleasure, babe.
Thanks, dear. How soon is my kettle will be here?
Capitalistically tomorrow, babe, thanks to Bezos slave labor.
Add "Raising stupid American Kid" book to the cart, I desperately need it.
Anything for you, my poor commie.
At least we know how to use kettles, Yankee.
Seriously, Americans, just filter your water, WTF is wrong with you , it takes less time to do it then go to a supermarket and buy bottles)
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