#konig asks

[askonig]

KONIG!! BREAKING NEWS!!

Are you aware you're just a little guy?? The cutest of cutie pies? The sweetest of sweeties? The loveliest of lovebugs, if you will?

!! !!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ König swears, one day, he's gonna be scared to death by one of anons..

Was? Nein. I am... not cute.

König pulls at the bottom of his hood, tugging it down to try and hide behind it better... cutie pie? Love bug?

Nein. Hör auf mit dem Schas..

[housekonig]

Hi, the tour of Vernick Palace?

I PROMISE it's a work in progress.

Transparency: I shared here in the overview of royal residences that as much as I love decorating, I am not a builder and the residences are the result(s) of the incredible builders credited in the post. That said, there's some elements I'd like to try my hand at building for two reasons: to make it more personal and support the country's lore.

It's one thing to re-decorate someone else's vision but something beautiful about making your own - that's the challenge to me. Specifically, since I use "sets" across builds and a shell for the exterior, I have some work to do. I really want my own version of the Jordan Staircase erected after the Vernick Wars of 1806-1814. The last thing I'm ensuring is that the rooms are unique to my style and serve a purpose either practically or historically.

Sooo it's coming....just in time, lol. And I'm going to add Chandler's Keep (think Windsor Castle). Thanks for your patience in advance!

[askonig]

👑: Geh bitte, muass des sein...?

★: Just... get out there already >:)

★ welcome to this silly blog for our favourite ★

SOCIALLY CONSTIPATED GRUMP

yayyyyyyyy

will this be a serious/very canon König?

-> uhhhhh probably not. I'm just doing this for funsies. But of course I'll try my best to stay in character >:D

can minors interact with this page?

Sure! Which is why this page is strictly sfw. Any asks that go against this will be ignored and blocked.

-> that means no nsfw, no nothing. No. Nein. Nothing. Not only is it to keep this a safe and fun space for everyone, but also because I as a person am not comfortable interacting with nsfw asks. Other than that if you wanna throw him to the sun then go ahead! :D

-> answers to asks, or any post in general will have this template:

this is König thinking, or moving around, or anything that isn't speaking in general :3

👑 And this is just König speaking, just a normal answer ahahahahhaha (・・;)

this is me, the mod, if I'm adding any out of character answers! Sometimes I might put a ★ before my answer, just to make it more distinguishable (a distinguished gentleman lol)

-> <3anons!:⚡️,🍎,🌱,🥧,

★ If I ever reply late, I'm not ignoring your ask I promise :') life is all over the place currently lol so please be patient with me ( ω-、)

★ That's all for now! Have fun! (〝⌒∇⌒〝) ~☆

[askonig]

friendly reminder to konig to drink water. happy hydration :)

-🍎

Des is voll lieb von dir.. danke. (* ´ ▽ ` *)

He definitely went and chugged a whole bottle of water in one go because "an internet stranger told him to"... except he drank too much and got dizzy. Silly guy...

[askonig]

Have you ever gotten blackout drunk or is it really hard because you're so tall? I hope you're doing well dear <3

-🌱

👑 It is a bit hard for me to get "blackout drunk" because of my height, ja. But I have also not experienced much of Austria's drinking culture, so it isn't impossible.

★ one time he got so drunk he started petting Horangi like he's an actual cat- a hand is quite literally slammed on poor mod's mouth to shut them up

👑 Geh bitte... des is so peinlich... I am doing well thank you for asking ...he's questioning his life choices.

[askonig]

Would you like dinner? It's not much, but I'm making Shepherd's Pie tonight!

(Speaking of pies, can be 🥧?)

Dinner? (¿( ﾟДﾟ)??) Ah, ja... danke.

Warum woll’n mir alle ständig was zum Futtern geb’n...?

I like Shepherd's Pie. It is simple but.. sättigend.

Not only is poor König confused on why everyone wants to feed him, but he's just realised he'd agreed to dinner. How is he supposed to eat with his hood on? He can't just take a plate and go hide in a corner... can he??

Istg you're all singlehandedly feeding this man xd

And of course! Welcome nonnie!! :D

[askonig]

KÖNIG-

Okay so I...might be crazy abt food now...but

What if we make something together? What would you like? It can be sweets, maybe some soup, meat, anything really!

Orrr if ur not ready, i could make a surprise dish...hmm

-⚡️

!!

...

ja..? ( ; ﾟДﾟ)

Ah, could we make.. palatschinken? They are like crêpes, and we wrap them around, uhm... marillenmarmelade? Na... wie sagt ma des...? Ah, apricot jam.

If König has to flip the crêpes, he will definitely drop them. He usually can, he swears! But... being watched while cooking always makes him mess up the simplest tasks... (･_,･ ;)

[askonig]

Here take some;

*hands over fresh homeade bread*

I have been trying new recipes (i burnt the poor bread last time😿 )and this one is a success lol.

-⚡️

Ah- uhm.. König looks at the bread, then back at ⚡️, then back down at the bread..

Danke... what type of bread is it?

Internally: Bist du deppat- it's BREAD JUST TAKE THE BREAD AND LEAVE AA-

...

Bread. 👍

AAAAA-