könig

and they said I couldn't be a sniper >:] . [currently a bit busy with life, will take a bit longer to answer your asks. be back soon! ★]

[askonig]

👑: Geh bitte, muass des sein...?

★: Just... get out there already >:)

★ welcome to this silly blog for our favourite ★

SOCIALLY CONSTIPATED GRUMP

yayyyyyyyy

will this be a serious/very canon König?

-> uhhhhh probably not. I'm just doing this for funsies. But of course I'll try my best to stay in character >:D

can minors interact with this page?

Sure! Which is why this page is strictly sfw. Any asks that go against this will be ignored and blocked.

-> that means no nsfw, no nothing. No. Nein. Nothing. Not only is it to keep this a safe and fun space for everyone, but also because I as a person am not comfortable interacting with nsfw asks. Other than that if you wanna throw him to the sun then go ahead! :D

-> answers to asks, or any post in general will have this template:

this is König thinking, or moving around, or anything that isn't speaking in general :3

👑 And this is just König speaking, just a normal answer ahahahahhaha (・・;)

this is me, the mod, if I'm adding any out of character answers! Sometimes I might put a ★ before my answer, just to make it more distinguishable (a distinguished gentleman lol)

-> <3anons!:⚡️,🍎,🌱,🥧,

★ If I ever reply late, I'm not ignoring your ask I promise :') life is all over the place currently lol so please be patient with me ( ω-、)

★ That's all for now! Have fun! (〝⌒∇⌒〝) ~☆

[askonig]

You still alive twin?

- 🥧

★ That's a trick question isn't it? I'm evaporating into water twinjamino

★ I promise I'll be back in not too long, I just don't want to answer your asks in a rush lol, I like putting lots and lots of thought into them :'3

★ thanks for checking in hehe! ( ≧∀≦)ノ

[askonig]

Have you ever gotten blackout drunk or is it really hard because you're so tall? I hope you're doing well dear <3

-🌱

👑 It is a bit hard for me to get "blackout drunk" because of my height, ja. But I have also not experienced much of Austria's drinking culture, so it isn't impossible.

★ one time he got so drunk he started petting Horangi like he's an actual cat- a hand is quite literally slammed on poor mod's mouth to shut them up

👑 Geh bitte... des is so peinlich... I am doing well thank you for asking ...he's questioning his life choices.

[askonig]

Would you like dinner? It's not much, but I'm making Shepherd's Pie tonight!

(Speaking of pies, can be 🥧?)

Dinner? (¿( ﾟДﾟ)??) Ah, ja... danke.

Warum woll’n mir alle ständig was zum Futtern geb’n...?

I like Shepherd's Pie. It is simple but.. sättigend.

Not only is poor König confused on why everyone wants to feed him, but he's just realised he'd agreed to dinner. How is he supposed to eat with his hood on? He can't just take a plate and go hide in a corner... can he??

Istg you're all singlehandedly feeding this man xd

And of course! Welcome nonnie!! :D

[askonig]

friendly reminder to konig to drink water. happy hydration :)

-🍎

Des is voll lieb von dir.. danke. (* ´ ▽ ` *)

He definitely went and chugged a whole bottle of water in one go because "an internet stranger told him to"... except he drank too much and got dizzy. Silly guy...

[askonig]

Hello dear! I was wondering what your favorite dessert is? Or something you really like, song or movie. Have a wonderful day sweetheart<3

(Can I also be 🌱 for anon?)

Lieblingsmehlspeis’? Palatschinken, denk i.

But a song or movie..? I waß net, I have never had much time to think of that.. because of work.

Of course! Sorry for taking so long to answer, life has been on my back (ノ_･､)

[askonig]

KONIG!! BREAKING NEWS!!

Are you aware you're just a little guy?? The cutest of cutie pies? The sweetest of sweeties? The loveliest of lovebugs, if you will?

!! !!( ; ﾛ)ﾟ ﾟ König swears, one day, he's gonna be scared to death by one of anons..

Was? Nein. I am... not cute.

König pulls at the bottom of his hood, tugging it down to try and hide behind it better... cutie pie? Love bug?

Nein. Hör auf mit dem Schas..

[askonig]

KÖNIG-

Okay so I...might be crazy abt food now...but

What if we make something together? What would you like? It can be sweets, maybe some soup, meat, anything really!

Orrr if ur not ready, i could make a surprise dish...hmm

-⚡️

!!

...

ja..? ( ; ﾟДﾟ)

Ah, could we make.. palatschinken? They are like crêpes, and we wrap them around, uhm... marillenmarmelade? Na... wie sagt ma des...? Ah, apricot jam.

If König has to flip the crêpes, he will definitely drop them. He usually can, he swears! But... being watched while cooking always makes him mess up the simplest tasks... (･_,･ ;)

[askonig]

König, how long can you do a handstand?

- 🍎 anon

Vielleicht eh... his thoughts run a 1000 miles per seconds trying to think over the answer as fast as he can without the silence stretching too long because if the silence stretches too long then things get awkward and if things get awkward then he might as well be buried alive-

15 seconds maximum, unsupported. Ja.

[askonig]

OKAYYY so other than bread i tried ANOTHER recipe...i made cookies!!😋

I have two variants. Soft and crunchy. Go ahead and try them :)

-⚡️

[askonig]

Here take some;

*hands over fresh homeade bread*

I have been trying new recipes (i burnt the poor bread last time😿 )and this one is a success lol.

-⚡️

Ah- uhm.. König looks at the bread, then back at ⚡️, then back down at the bread..

Danke... what type of bread is it?

Internally: Bist du deppat- it's BREAD JUST TAKE THE BREAD AND LEAVE AA-

...

Bread. 👍

AAAAA-

[askonig]

Hi! I was wondering if you take anons?

If you do, would i be able to take ⚡️?

★: YESSS!! First anon hehehehhehehehe >:D

[askonig]

Sir..what is your FAVORITE trad dish/comfort food from home..?

Käsekrainer, with kren. Preferably from a würstelstand.

he realises he should probably explain... König would like to disappear.

it's a type of cheese filled sausage, kren is horseradish, and a würstelstand is literally a sausage stand. Lol, I feel König would like this since it's quick and he won't have to interact with much people to get it :D

[askonig]

If you were athletic, what sport would you do? :)

König, surprisingly, doesn't take much time to think about the answer, maybe he already thought about this before?

Biathlon.

...he's really bad at skiing though..