My entire sense of humor can be summed up by the video game pitches I wrote down when creating my first GDD.
- survival horror game with bullets but no gun
- collectible game where some collectibles are out-of-bounds but in full view of the player
- hallway game where there's 200 doors but 199 are locked
- open world game where boss music plays when you approach certain species of flowers
- dating sim but as a middle aged office worker on tinder
- rpg in which the character's internal monologue contains nothing relevent
- escape room but you are a fly who cannot comprehend windows
- VR game as an underwater basket weaver
- home alone but you play as a normal, bastard cat
- sequel where your owners have a baby and you must reclaim your throne of king attention whore
- turn based rpg but everyone in the party is above the age of 60 and they are hard of hearing
- flight sim starring that flying lawnmower
- rpg where everyone speaks pig latin