#koovahd

[savannah-quotes]

YouTube men who are friends... like, I can't resist that.

[einchop]

lmao imagine jordan and aleks dragging james to the gym and jordan/aleks are lowkey trying to see who can impress james more and they're like "james look how much i can lift" "no james look how much I can lift instead!" and james just does not give a f u c k he's scrolling through his twitter notifications and wants to leave as fast as possible but aleks and jordan wont stop trying to lift everything they can

OH MY GOD YES

The two of them eventually getting fed up and tweeting at James to get his attention.

BAM a twitter war between Jordan and Aleks starting with James in the middle of it- trying to one up another with their insults. James finally dragging the two out the door, having to drive so that Jordan and Aleks can have their little war in the backseat. 

(He made them both sit in the back because they were fighting over who was going to be in the passenger seat) 

[einchop]

Two Jerks and a Swimming Pool // Koovahd

The request was from a lovely anon who asked for a koovahd fic with the line “I can’t breathe”. Sorry it didn’t turn out smutty, maybe next time <3 

I’m still taking requests if u wanna hit me up 

It was dark out, that was one thing Jordan knew for certain when he walked outside their house. It was also nice out for once, a decent temperature that didn’t warrant a jacket and he felt comfortable walking out in just a t-shirt and boxers.

Why was he going out in boxers in the middle of the night you might ask? Well, Jordan was having a hard time sleeping and whenever Jordan  woke up to an empty bed he knew why. So decided to go try and find the two jerks he shared a bed with. Going downstairs he realized it wasn’t just an empty bed, but an empty house as well. However, whenever he neared the backyard he heard the distinct sound of splashing and screaming.

Jordan’s feet hit the cool grass as he neared the pool that Aleks had demanded they have. The sight he was greeted with would probably be worrying to anyone else, ( and would  probably warrant a call to the police) two grown men half naked in a pool looking like they were trying to drown each other.

“I can’t breathe you fucking asshole!” Aleks screamed and James instantly backed off.

When James was a respectable distance away Aleks came back with full force, no longer playing the victim as he got his revenge. “YOU WERE FINE YOU FUCKING LIAR!” James voice rebounded through the yard.

Jordan was all of a sudden glad that the 3 of them had bought a house that didn’t have any neighbors close, otherwise they would surely have had quite a few noise complaints by now. “What in the world are you two doing?”

The two looked startled and instantly stopped, turning towards Jordan.

“You realize we have work tomorrow, right?” Jordan continued with pointed stares at both of them.

James seemed to run over the information in his head before responding. “It’s alright, I suck the boss’ dick I’m sure he won’t mind if I’m late.” With that he threw his arm out and caused tsunami of water to come barreling towards Jordan, effectively starting the feud up again as Aleks also joined in on the attack.

“YOU JERKS- I’LL SHOW YOU.” Jordan complained and ran quickly inside to retrieve the super soaker water guns he had stowed away just for this purpose.

The three didn’t show up for work the next morning and Jordan was the one who had to make the call because the other two wouldn’t wake up for long enough to do it. 

Yeah, just another day for Jordan. 

[weresostarvin]

go on wattpad and search absolutely novahd it's 10/10

Thank you! Absolutely novahd is the name of the story? I searched it and it didn’t seem to come up :(

[weresostarvin]

Does anyone have any creatures fics that they could recommend me where they’re all in a relationship? Preferably Aleks, James, Jordan, Seamus, Dan and Sly but honestly I’ll take anything lmao ( even if it’s just an ot3 fic I would still be super happy to read it! )

[mystypeach]

Uhhhhmmmm what about KoovaHD? (JordanxJamesxAleks) where it's just cute fluff and tickle fights

              Tickle the bad thoughts away (KoovHD)

Hope you like this and sorry its late!

James stood in front of the standing mirror in the bedroom of his and his partners shared home. He frowned at what he saw, himself. He saw a fat, unattractive, boring person, none of the handsome catch his fans made him out to be. They were all just being nice and the mean ones were speaking truth in his mind. The curly haired male pulled at the shirt he was wearing, wondering if it was getting smaller or if he was getting bigger. At the second thought he pulled up his shirt and found he was getting bigger. He frowned down at the pudge that had collected on his waist over the last few months. “Why do Aleks and Jordan still keep me around, i’m as big as a house.” He muttered to no one in particular while poking at the protruding tummy fat. “And i look like shit 24/7, ughh.” He added as he looked at his face in the mirror, soon getting into his normal habit of poking and picking at every little thing that was wrong or he thought was wrong. ~Jordan and Aleks had finally returned home from their quick trip to the grocery store, having needed to pick up a few things for dinner that night. “Hmmm, i wonder where James is at?” Jordan hummed as he put the things away. “Probably in his office or in our room.” Aleks said as he looked at his phone. “Yah but he normally makes some type of noise or something when one of us gets home.” The taller of the two said as he turned to Aleks. “He might be recording Jordan.” The Russian said shaking his head at his boyfriend. “I guess.. i don’t know.. i kind of have a feeling, i’m going to go look for him.” Jordan stated as he started upstairs. “You’re overthinking again.” Aleks said as he followed after, getting nothing in return from Jordan. The two quickly made it up the stairs and to their bedroom door. They both stopped short of going in and chose to peek in through the crack in the door. Sure enough like Jordan had suspected there was James, fussing over his face.

“Told you something was wrong.” The cat like male said in a whisper as he elbowed the other. “Ok you were right but can we leave the “i told you so”s for later, our boyfriend is doing it again!” Aleks said softly as he glared at the other. “Yah, yah. You’re right.” Jordan sighed as he messed with his hat. “How should we handle it this time?” He asked as he looked down at the other. Aleks pursed his lips as he thought, a smile growing on his face as he came up with a good idea. “We’re going to tickle the bad thoughts away.” He said simply. “Gosh, you can be so cheesy~” Jordan cooed as he went to pinch Aleks’ cheeks. “Jor! This is about James right now, not me!” The Russian huffed as he crossed his arms over his chest. “Ok, yah, let’s do this. I take right side you get left.” The tallest said, getting a nod before they both started into the room.

James was too fixated on whatever he was convinced was wrong with his face to notice the two males sneaking in behind him and the next thing he knew he was being assaulted from both sides, giggles instantly bubbling up after a surprised yelp. “Jor! Ally!” The curly haired he cried in between laughter, knees wobbling slightly. “Fuck off you assholes!” He said as he tried to push them away, walking backwards. He let out a huff as he fell back onto the bed, both males not stopping their tickling ways as they joined him. “Guy, stop~” James whined as he wiggled and giggled. “Nope, can’t do babe.” Aleks said first as he continued. “Yep, we saw what you were doing and we are here to tickle all those thoughts out of you.” Jordan said as he smiled down at James, moving to get his feet. James whined but couldn’t help the small smile that pulled at his lips. “Th-this isn’t fair! Th-there’s t-two of you and o-one of me!” He said as he put on his best pout. “Never said having two boyfriends was fair~” Aleks sang as he moved to lightly sit on James’ hips. “Yep!” Jordan chirped as he peeked out from behind Aleks. “I hate you both.” The eldest of the three said pouting more.

“No you don’t, you love us very very much. Just like we love you very very much.” The Russian cooed as he finally stopped, Jordan doing the same. “He’s right, we both love you more then words can describe.” The cat like man said as he moved to sit next to James, Aleks moving to do the same. “I know..” James said softly as he sat up. “Just sometimes wonder why..” He barely said. “We love you because you are cute, adorable, funny and annoying.” Aleks said as he wrapped an arm around James. “Because you are smart, witty and handsome.” Jordan added in as he wrapped his arm around James, crossing over Aleks’. “You’re down right perfect.” They both said in unison as they pressed a kiss to both cheeks. “I’m not perfect, i have so many flaws.” James said as he looked down, cheeks bright pink. “You are perfect because of your flaws.” Aleks said as he nuzzled James. “Yah, without flaw you wouldn’t be human and their would be no need for us.” Jordan added as he pouted at James. “You don’t wanna get rid of us?” He asked jokingly in a baby voice. The middle male just laughed and shook his head. “Never.” He said softly.

“Then don’t let those voices get the better of you, they don’t mean any good.” The Russian said as he kissed James’ cheek. “Yah, they don’t speak for us or anyone so don’t listen to their lies, ok?” Jordan asked as he gave James a kiss. “Ok.” James said with a smile. “Love you both, thank you.” He said as he looked between the two. “Love you too, so very much.” They both said before peppering the other with kisses. James broke out into another fit of giggles before curling into them both, smiling happily.

[totalnovahdtrash]

tfw ur boyfriends give you fuel and water

[wicanderhalovar]

shaving each others' eyebrows #justkoovahdthings