Munchies with the Martian
Let's say - for the sake of argument - that you have this friend. Maybe he's an Earthling, maybe he's a Martian. Who's to say? Let's also say that this nice friend yours keeps kosher. And he's going to be celebrating Pesach soon, which means his diet becomes more restrictive than usual. Let's also say that this friend here is a single Martian mensch. Lives by himself, you see? Has his own spacecraft. Maybe he doesn't really cook on account of the long hours he works in the field of Information Technology. A real poindexter, this guy. He mostly eats Gefen Noodle Soup, freezer pizzas, and whatever leftovers he takes from his sweet old mother's refrigeration unit. Well now your friend is in trouble. You see his parents are newly retired and are on what one might call a "fixed income". What sort of recipes would the fine folks of this here establishment recommend? Any good EASY recipes for a single Martian to cook during the intermediate days of Passover? Especially recipes that don't use a lot of meat (preferably no meat)? Your friend is a terrible cook, remember?
