this implies that the question of whether or not big boss would eat an actual human has crossed para-medic's mind before and that question is totally valid given his meal history
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this implies that the question of whether or not big boss would eat an actual human has crossed para-medic's mind before and that question is totally valid given his meal history
i will never understand why para-medic isnt a more popular character
snake: the boss was like a mother to me
eva: were you in love with her?
snake: I literally just said she was like a mother to me the fuck is wrong with you
I fucking hate this pose he does it gives off strong catgirl energy
just got a lethal dose of secondhand embarrassment
snake dont be fucking rude
*enters a new area*
transition screen: "torture room"
eva and snake didn't have sex bc when snake wakes back up he has both his pants AND shoes on and who the fuck puts their pants much less shoes back on right after getting nasty? what actually happened is that eva wanted to fuck but snake admitted he didn't know how to take his pants off and she got turned off faster than the electricity in a hurricane