snake: the boss was like a mother to me
eva: were you in love with her?
snake: I literally just said she was like a mother to me the fuck is wrong with you

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snake: the boss was like a mother to me
eva: were you in love with her?
snake: I literally just said she was like a mother to me the fuck is wrong with you
just got a lethal dose of secondhand embarrassment
snake dont be fucking rude
eva and snake didn't have sex bc when snake wakes back up he has both his pants AND shoes on and who the fuck puts their pants much less shoes back on right after getting nasty? what actually happened is that eva wanted to fuck but snake admitted he didn't know how to take his pants off and she got turned off faster than the electricity in a hurricane
snake @ granin: nice shoes
*later*
ocelot @ eva: nice boots
me: I'm gonna press the prompt to see through snake's eyes this time around
game: gives me two extended close up shots of eva's ass and breasts
me:
naked snake doesn’t know how to take his pants off pass it on
para-medic: rabbits eat their own droppings because they’re filled with nutrients
snake: so how does it taste?
para-medic: what?!?!?
snake: I was kidding. you didn't think I'd eat my own shit did you?
para-medic: ....yeah... okay...
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para-medic: this mushroom is highly poisonous
snake: so how does it taste?
para-medic: I give up