Rant about Krambals (Pepper&Cheese)
So I personally felt like I needed to get this off my chest. Yesterday was the first day that I tried Krambals pepper and cheese Bruschetta And thus the adventure begins. Initially, I wanted to write a review on the website of Krambals, which wasn’t a possibility, I searched high and low for a website where I could leave a review. I’m not really a facebook person and I felt like this wasn’t suitable for Instagram or anything else and what better place to rant than Tumblr.... hence the following rant.
So it all began yesterday night at around 00:16 when my friend got the munchies. she had previously gotten a Christmas package from her boss(which contained THE Krambals) she decided she wanted to try the krambals that came in the package (now to remind you once more we both have never heard of Krambals before) she opened the bag and started her “feast” within the time of eating 3-4 pieces of the thinly cut pepper and cheese baked bread slices, she rolled the bag up in defeat and belted out “I can’t do it, it’s too much I, I just can’t” I obviously nearly pissed myself. At this point, I thought she was overreacting so as any stoned friend would do I demanded her to hand over the bag so I could try it myself and THAT ladies and gentlemen was probably one of the biggest mistakes I have ever made.
I Practically rolled around in my bed all night purely because I could not fathom how utterly nauseating, revoltingly, distasteful, stomach churning-turning, unpalatable, foul, off-putting, unsavory needing of more savior and less flavor savory “snack” could be so FUCKING disgusting.
Now don’t get me wrong I’m open to a lot of things and maybe the other flavors are better than Pepper & Cheese(aka CHEESE&CHEESE& more CHEESE). But this was just not it....sorry not sorry
Yours sincerely,
xfelyx
P.S I brushed my teeth twice and I still taste old cheese
