#krill chirps

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when making a character remember! are they a FAG?

Fucked up beyond belief

Actually would suck in real life (and ideally in the story too)

Gay

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why does everyone want to put dirk strider in a nightmare dimension so bad its always oh lets put dirk in a liminal space oh lets make dirk confront the horrors of his own psyche why cant you write about him having a picnic, or making a cake

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(guy with forgetting disorder voice) yeah i would never forget that no need to double check

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every homestuck character is trans gifs under the cut

beta kids, alpha kids, beta trolls, plus hal and june

all made in cooltext.com 👍 jesus fuck i made a lot huh

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instead of an angel and a devil on my shoulder i have a tortured philosopher-psychologist and an internet funnyman

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i leave a beautiful bouquet on your doorstep but upon closer inspection every blossom is one of those joke flowers that spray water. they are impeccably designed to almost perfectly replicate real flowers, you only noticed they were fake because they immediately exploded when you looked at them too directly and now you are sopping wet. what now bitchboy

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if mario was real id kill him. i just have so much malice in my heart like that

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i wouldnt kill myself in front of you to permanently alter the trajectory of your life because im cool and funny and basically kinda the best and i dont wanna deprive the earth of my beautiful self. ill kill YOU tho