teo babysitting,, WALK WITH ME !!!
you and girl dad!ren just need some time to turn your brains off, but everyone is busy and you're desperate for a break,,,
so you call up the green devil.
cw: fluff, you have a daughter!, reader is still gn tho
of course he says yes because everyone's busy and he's bored, so why the hell not? and he's secretly jealous because he's last to see her in person.
ren was hesitant but you assure him that even though teo is a menace, he will still be a great babysitter because he wouldn't hurt a baby, and he is, admittedly, entertaining.
(the only reason ren let this slide was because he can watch them through the house cameras.)
teo shows up and immediately starts cooing at your little girl while you give him the rundown of where everything is and her routine. behind you ren gives him a death glare. 'if you hurt her they'll never find your body.'
you pass her to teo, and he gives his usual shit-eating grin as he jokingly says, "have fun! but not too much fun!" as you guys walk out the door.
"are we gonna regret this?" "i hope not..."
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around 5 hours later, you and ren come back home from your little date night in higher spirits. but teo is so invested in spilling his life story to your daughter he doesn't notice you guys entering.
on the couch, they're both laying on their stomachs facing each other, feet up in the air, and teo is talking about all his woes like your child is a fucking therapist.
he puts his chin on his palm and continues, "...i mean you're a girl so you know better, do you think I should keep texting her?"
"baahhh! baba!!" she points with her chubby arm behind him, but he thinks she's responding.
"yeah you're right, I'll block her right no- HOLY SHIT" he accidentally opens the camera and sees you two behind him, you stifling laughter and ren with the most murderous smile.
"get the fuck out."
"is this how you repay me?"
...
"okay fine, bye buttercup jr."
he rubs her back then goes through the opened door before turning around outside, "she would be a good therapi-" SLAM!
you start laughing freely and walk up to your daughter who's making grabby hands to perch her on your hip.
after calming down a bit, you give ren a confused, but amused look, "why'd you get mad at him?"
ren's pouting with crossed arms. "....she laughs at him more than me."
a/n: random thing i wrote in like 20 mins bc i had a thought ™️ that teo would talk to babies in a normal convo voice
gulp,, as per usual pls forgive me if this is too ooc 😭😭😭 i always feel like its wrong
dividers by @/enchanthings