#krishna incorrect

[zeherili-ankhein]

Maa Krishn 💅

OMFG HE'S MOTHER FR 😌🗿💅✨

I imagine he'd make everyone call him mother just like that, after anyone slipped and called him mom XD

Krishna: I'm mother

Person: but...

Krishna: I. Am. Mother. 🗿

Person: ok- 💀

[kanhapriya]

Yashoda: I know you snuck out last night, Kanha .

Balram: Play dumb!

Krishna : Who's Kanha?

Balram: NOT THAT DUMB!!!

[kanhapriya]

Krishna : I am so cool. I am an absolute Chad. I am the epitome of coolness and awesomeness—

Radha: Hi.

Krishna : *melts down in a flustered heap of softness*

[kanhapriya]

Draupadi: Truth or dare?

Arjuna: Dare

Draupadi: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room

Arjuna: Hey, Subhadra

Subhadra, blushing : Yeah?

Arjuna: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Madhav

[kanhapriya]

Krishna: Tu karm karta jaa, phall ki Chinta na kar

Me : *does absolutely no karm*

Me : *Also, does chinta 100 times*

Krishna:

[kanhapriya]

Rukmini: I know you're deflecting pain by making jokes about how hot you are.

Krishna: It's not a joke.

Krishna: * sniffles *

Krishna: I'm a legit snack.

[kanhapriya]

I need sleep