#krissyroleplays

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Psychotic Sun Flower

Also, Female Morgan Freeman.... but let’s go with the first one.

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Roderick, are you going to steal Mason's beloved night lights just for your border line crazy yet still adorable gf Marley?

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[MSG:] MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO || [MSG:] Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the TROJANS || [MSG:] There’s a brain in a jar in my refrigerator and frankly I’m too afraid to ask. || [MSG:] Who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere? ((OMG))

[MSG:] MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO[Rod] UM GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT THAT’S WHAT YOU DO[Rod] AND CALL THE FIREMEN PEOPLE DO THAT TOO[Rod] AND NEVER TRY TO COOK ALONE AGAIN. 

[MSG:] Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the TROJANS[Rod] I don’t know what to make of this text, Marley Rose[Rod] Are you implying Zeus should have worn a condom more often?[Rod] Cause if you are then I agree. He was one horny freaking God

[MSG:] There’s a brain in a jar in my refrigerator and frankly I’m too afraid to ask.[Rod] Shhhh, it’s okay I put it there[Rod] IT’S A FAKE BRAIN I PROMISE It’S NOT REAL[Rod] What it’s actually made of I can not share at this moment.... 

[MSG:] Who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere?[Rod] Again, another thing I cannot disclose at this moment.[Rod] It has to do with this thing that my boss wanted to do.[Rod] Kinda like a party theme or something... but like not. I’ll explain later, when this conversation isn’t being documented