WTF ANGIE IS TRYING TO KILL ME? I THOUGHT WE WERE LIKE COOL?!
“Shut up and kiss me.“ Roommates!Roderley
Marley was going on about how her latest shenanigan with Roderick was the best one yet, and basically complimenting herself and her self proclaimed brilliance when she heard those five words leave Roderick’s lips. She smiled and instantly went quiet as she walked up to him and put her hand on his cheek. “Fine, but I will more than likely continue this vane fest later.” She said playfully before placing her lips against his and closing her eyes as she kissed Roderick lovingly.
"Will you marry me?" Roommates!Roderley
Marley had never been so happy to hear a sentence in her entire life. She had never been so happy period than she was in that very moment. She and Roderick had been through so much, ever since the day the two met they had constant road blocks in their way, but even after all that and all of this time here they were, with Roderick on one knee in front of all the people that they loved, asking her to marry her. She felt tears start to form in her eyes and she smiled widely. “Yes, Yes, Oh my gosh a million times yes, Of course!” She said in a excited tone.
Marley doesn't even love you? You were just a rebound from her and Ryder's break up. Now she's stuck with you because you got her pregnant, great fucking job.
((That did it. That literally just killed him inside. Like.... waht. One go, first try, and you win anon. Like, he doesn’t even know how to answer. Just kinda wants to yell or cry. But also slightly saw that one coming. So just take this gif instead.))
What on earth was roommates!Roderley fighting about a month ago? Like... I just looked through their tag. And there was a good week that they were fighting, but about what.
Why don’t I remember their first fight?
My children, I’m losing parts of them.
Is this what getting old feels like? Just forgetting things? Kidding.
IM ON MOBILE BUT FOR THAT MEME YOU JUST POSTED LETS PRETEND I AM SENDING THAT SYMBOL!
((I’m assuming you mean the one you liked o.o If not correct me and I’ll do the other one too :P since I reblogged two symbol ones.))
There was a million occasions that Marley had handed Roderick her book of songs that she’s written so he could read through them and appreciate them. But tonight it was the other way around. Roderick had decided to hand over his, to give her a chance to read through the chords and lyrics he had scrawled out illegibly through the pages of one of his note books. He was sitting with her as she did, reading over her shoulder and reminiscing in the thought of a dream that was forgotten. Head tucked down reading, he watched as Marley gave a rather large yawn. One that he couldn’t help but chuckle at. “Tired?” He asked her, and she shook her head against where it rested on his shoulder; insisting that she was fine and she could stay up longer. A lighthearted argument that they would have a lot lately, thanks to her new found fatigue over the recent months.
Roderick just nodded his head this time, deciding it was easier to just let things be than to try and convince Marley to get up and make her way to bed. “Okay fine, but just in case you change your mind and end up passing out on me... I’m gonna go get us a blanket from inside. Just so you can get a bit more comfortable, okay?” He joked, giving her a small poke. In return, Marley nodded and sat up straight so Roderick could get off of the couch. Rising from his seat, he held out his hand to take his notebook from her. Insisting he put it away and they watch some Netflix to wind down for the evening. With another refusal from Marley, he just nodded and let it go again. Another thing not worth putting up a fight over. “Well, alright. Sure. Keep it a bit longer.” He said, then leaned down to kiss the top of her head before leaving the living room.
After getting a blanket, Roderick made his way back to Marley; ready to curl up with her and watch some sort of random movie on Netflix - whatever Marley felt like watching that night. But upon entering the room he instead found her laid down on the sofa, curled up with his notebook clutched to her chest. She was asleep. He knew it was coming, but he still couldn’t help the small smile that came to his face when he found her like this. Looks like she was more tired than either of them thought. “Well alright Miss. Rose. Next time we listen to me.” He spoke to himself, dropping the blanket onto the back of the sofa then leaning down to pull the book from her hands. Tossing that onto the coffee table, he leaned down again to press another kiss to her temple then some how managed to get his arms under her to lift her up.
In the process of lifting her up, her eyelids cracked open to look at him. “Well hello mama bird, go back to sleep. I’m taking you to bed.” He said. In response she just nodded and managed to curl herself up further somehow. Bringing her into their room, he laid her down on her side of their bed - making sure to lay her down on her side before pulling the covers up over her.
[MSG:] MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO || [MSG:] Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the TROJANS || [MSG:] There’s a brain in a jar in my refrigerator and frankly I’m too afraid to ask. || [MSG:] Who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere? ((OMG))
[MSG:] MY TOASTER IS ON FIRE WHAT DO I DO[Rod] UM GET OUT OF THE APARTMENT THAT’S WHAT YOU DO[Rod] AND CALL THE FIREMEN PEOPLE DO THAT TOO[Rod] AND NEVER TRY TO COOK ALONE AGAIN.
[MSG:] Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the TROJANS[Rod] I don’t know what to make of this text, Marley Rose[Rod] Are you implying Zeus should have worn a condom more often?[Rod] Cause if you are then I agree. He was one horny freaking God
[MSG:] There’s a brain in a jar in my refrigerator and frankly I’m too afraid to ask.[Rod] Shhhh, it’s okay I put it there[Rod] IT’S A FAKE BRAIN I PROMISE It’S NOT REAL[Rod] What it’s actually made of I can not share at this moment....
[MSG:] Who the fuck carries fake blood everywhere?[Rod] Again, another thing I cannot disclose at this moment.[Rod] It has to do with this thing that my boss wanted to do.[Rod] Kinda like a party theme or something... but like not. I’ll explain later, when this conversation isn’t being documented
