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[asktheevilstarchild]

"Let the KROMCHING begin."

KROMCH

"Kalli, there is a garden I'd like to taste : namely the one cultivated by your crimson colleague, that was a bit too quick to dismiss goat milk."

[asktheevilstarchild]

KROMCH and RP garden

Evil Soraka is a menace towards seemingly all gardens.

It's pretty simple, really. As soon as a garden is mentioned, it gains significance, and this significance is a huge part of the KROMCH. Most described gardens are pretty gardens, too -- not many have the landfill subclass -- and thus are more interesting to evil Celestial goats.

[asktheevilstarchild]

A big ol' werewolf gives Soraka a very Solari looking sunflower

"That's a very nice present. The Solari Sunflower is always so rich in mana, loved by the Sun Goddess."

She admired the flower for a while.

"Tell me, you did not get a solar flare for this?"

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It's lilly-of-the-valley day. Not a good kromch day.

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@ask-leona left the gate open. @soraka-in-warhammer40k , time to feast.