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Yotia Concept Art by Leon Tukker

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D&D Stories: 003

Me (out of character): “I’m going to use stealth to sneak up on this enemy from behind”

Me (in character, a half orc barbarian): *Yells “STEALTH” at the top of my lungs whilst charging towards the enemy*

DM: “the enemy doesn’t hear you approaching, you get a stealth bonus”

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Traxos, Scourge of Kroog by Aldo Dominguez

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Tawnos the Toymaker by Livia Prima

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Tawnos, Urza's Apprentice by Matthew Stewart

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A drawing inspired by my latest D&D session where my Half Orc (Full Orc?) Barabarian, Kroog, chopped off a T-Rex’s tail and beat him to death with it.

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D&D Stories: 002

DM: “The zombie T-Rex swings at you with his tail, what do you do?”

Me (a half orc barbarian): “I take the full force of the attack but grab it’s tail.”

Me: “I will then use my action to chop off it’s tail with my Great Axe.”

Me: “I shall then use my bonus action to bitch slap the T-Rex with his tail”

DM: “...You’ve killed the T-Rex with it’s own tail”

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this looks interesting