#ktxv

[shxyn]

[MSG:] I just folded my boss’s underwear, and I ain’t a maid. I need a drink and a raise.

[ SMS : Unknown ] Why did you even— Wait, no. Don’t answer that.

[ SMS : Unknown ] If I was you, I’d definitely be mad until I got a drink and a raise…

[leehyrei]

[MSG:] His internet history had “Disney Porn” on it.

[ msg; Taekuma ]: I-

[ msg; Taekuma ]: Well, I had no idea your hyung likes that stuff?…I just.

[zombierinup-blog]

[MSG:] I’m going on a new diet. It’s called the “eat healthy otherwise boys won’t want to have sex with your fat ass” diet. Wish me luck.

[MSG:] Boo-- the "i'm an independent woman who don't need no man, unless they're the pizza delivery boy" diet works a lot better. trust me, people be praisin' that fat ass, booty on point. ;D

[kyxungjae]

ktxv replied to your post “i’m like—the asian kanye west.”

What the... fuck?

hanh? 

[kyxungjae]

ktxv replied to your post:HYUNG, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR PINK UNDIES?!

Light red. (`he scoffed, shaking his head) You’re so pretentious. Shut up, it’s fucking pink.

did you just--?

[kyxungjae]

HYUNG, HOW ARE YOU AND YOUR PINK UNDIES?!

GOD DAMNIT TAEBAE WE ARE FINE. AND THEY'RE NOT PINK THEY'RE LIGHT RED. 

[kyxungjae]

ktxv replied to your post “do you wear pink undies?”

lies.

shhhHHHHHH